TIGER WOODS Divorce Final, Rachel Uchitel His New Girlfriend?

It’s official, Tiger Woods and Elin’s divorce is final. To escape paparazzi, they drove 280 miles away to file final papers. It’s rumored, that Elin Nordegren received a $100 million dollar settlement and will have full custody of the children. For Tiger Woods, he’s a single man and free to hook up with any girl he wants. Will he go back to Rachel Uchitel?

Rachel Uchitel, newly sober after her recent stint in Celebrity Rehab has told sources she would take Tiger Woods back. Big question is would Tiger Woods want Rachel back? Could these two really become boyfriend and girlfriend?

Apparently a friend spoke to Uchitel on Monday, at which time she said “I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me.”

Uchitel reportedly said “I’d give up everything to be with him again,” to which TMZ asked “Does that include the $10 million?” referring to an alleged settlement Uchitel received from Woods to remain silent about their relationship.

Tiger Woods, born under the zodiac sign of Capricorn, has a tough year a head of him. A man who values stability and security, has lost his wife Elin to his bad boy ways. Astrologically, it looks like he will be taking some time to reflect on his life, will that include possibly romantically hooking up with Uchitel again? Maybe.

Rachel Uchitel, born under the zodiac sign of Aquarius, is a free spirit. She’s independent, smart and men find her incredibly sexy. Astrologically, she has several new career opportunities on the horizon but love may continue to escape her. A ring from Tiger Woods at this point isn’t going to happen.

Astrochicks doesn’t think love and marriage are in the cards for Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel. Uchitel doesn’t represent the type of women Tiger Woods would spend his life with. Too much drama and tabloid speculation. Of course, we could be wrong, but for now we don’t cosmically see it. Astrologically, they may decide to have a romantic hook up but otherwise I would file this relationship as toxic and they should avoid that temptation again. Stay tuned.

TIGER WOODS Golf Masters Gone Wild, Loves it Rough and Raunchy Says Devon James!

Devon James is singing like a canary over her alleged trysts with Tiger Woods.  She wasn’t exactly Tiger Woods mistress but more like the hired help. According to Devon James, the golfer paid her generously for their sexual liaisons and even forked out over $2000 for a threesome. What Tiger Woods didn’t expect out of all that action, was a love child.

In a new paternity lawsuit filed on June 17th, Devon James has claimed that Tiger Woods is the baby daddy of her son Austin. The two originally met in 2000, had a brief affair and after she became pregnant, she lost touch with Tiger. They reconnected in 2006, after Tiger Woods hired her for a “good time.”

During her interview with hard hitting reporter, Bubba the Love Sponge, she admitted to having a drug problem and said “I’ve obviously been in trouble with the law.” Yes, obviously! She also said she was arrested twice for prostitution. Well at least she’s honest.

James also described sex with Tiger as “rough,” and “degrading and raunchy,” and said she was later disgusted that Woods wanted to see her while his wife was pregnant. Gotta love those Capricorns, they are definitely lusty dudes!

Poor Tiger, when will he ever start being remembered for being a great golfer versus a horny dude?

TIGER WOODS Love Child, Porn Star Devon James Files Paternity Lawsuit!

Can Tiger Woods ever regain his star status in golf again? A new mistress has come forward to claim an affair with Tiger. The new chick, Devon James a porn star,  claims Tiger is the baby daddy of her 9 year old son Austin. Wow, can this guy ever catch a break? What a horn dog.

On Thursday, Devon James whose real name is Melinda Janette, filed a paternity suit in a Florida court. She is seeking child support for her son and proof that Tiger Woods is his father.

In a new interview, Devon James claims she started dating Tiger Woods in 2000. After she became pregnant, she said she was afraid to tell the golf superstar and they stopped seeing each other. In 2006, they reconnected after Tiger Woods paid her $2000 for a threesome. How romantic! Devon and Tiger continued their “escort” affair up until 2008. During that time,  she claims to have told Tiger he was the baby daddy of  Austin.

A rep for Devon James told TMZ, that he didn’t really acknowledge James’ claim — but when they saw each other in September 2008, Tiger brought a golf club, a hat, and a bracelet that Tiger said was “for your son.”

Devin James son Austin, is a beautiful dark haired boy. Astrochicks thinks he bears a striking resemblance to Tiger Woods. If Austin is his son, hopefully he will be a man and step up to the plate to take care of his kid.

After all the affairs Tiger Woods has had, he’s bound to have a love child out there somewhere. Our Capricorn boy is going to have a VERY tough year next year. Lets hope his golf game improves.

TIGER WOODS, Sex, Lies, Texting and His Nasty Divorce With Elin Nordegren!!!

Tiger Woods on a downward spiral, after losing the Masters last week, looks like he will be losing his marriage as well. Several media outlets have reported that his wife, Elin Nordegren, is fed up with his bad boy ways and is filing for divorce in the next few weeks.

“Entertainment Tonight” reported that the marriage is “indeed over.” Meanwhile People said Nordegren was “violently angry” over the Nike ad that aired during the Masters that featured the voice of Woods’ late father, Earl.

“She’s so far beyond hurt now. If she were angry or if she hated him, they might still have a chance to work it out. But she’s beyond that,” said the friend. “She’s numb. She just doesn’t care anymore. She’s like, ‘Whatever.’

“Elin’s not the type to get all weepy or have pity parties for herself. She mourned the loss of this marriage, and now she’s moving on. It’s the only thing she can do,” said the pal. Elin, who recently purchased a $2.2 million dollar home in Sweden is reportedly moving home with the kids to be closer to her family.

My bet is, Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel will get back together. It appears he showered her with the most gifts and she is the one mistress he had an emotional connection with. Will he get married again? If he’s smart, he will stay single and just shack up with the girl he’s with. Either way, Tiger has a long road ahead oh him before he’s back on track.

TIGER WOODS: ARRESTED, Karma Sends Mistress Jaimee Grubbs to Jail!!!

Karma caught up with one of Tiger Woods mistresses today. Jaimee Grubbs, who was one of his first “girlfriends”  to come forward  and expose his scandalous sex life, was arrested last night. Grubbs, who spent several hours in a West Hollywood jail, was released early this morning after she posted $30,309 bail.

Wednesday night, Grubbs was pulled over in West Hollywood by deputies, who traced the tag on her 2004 Mustang and realized she had three outstanding warrants, all for previous driving-with-a-suspended-license arrests.  What an idiot.

The LA cocktail waitress, became famous after she sold her Tiger Woods story to  Us Weekly, exposing  their 31 month hot love affair. She even had dirty text messages and a voicemail to prove it.

The Tiger Woods drama erupted after his wife Elin found one of Grubbs naughty text messages. This prompted an argument between the couple, which caused a Thanksgiving weekend car crash, where Elin reportedly bashed his window in with a golf club for cheating.

You KNOW California needs money when your bail is set at $30k for driving on a suspended license. Crazy stuff. I bet this story brought a smile to Elin’s face. Nice mugshot Jaimee!

PHIL MICKELSON, His Emotional Masters Win For His Cancer Stricken Wife and Mom!!!

Phil Mickelson celebrates his third masters win tonight and troubled Tiger Woods placed a respectable fourth. Mickelson’s victory was that much more sweet, by having his wife Amy of 13 years, cheering him on at the 18th green Sunday. She had not seen one of her husband’s golf tournaments since she was diagnosed with breast cancer 11 months ago. Right next to her was his mom, who was also diagnosed with the disease in July as well.

Determined to win one for his family, Mickelson made two remarkable par saves from the trees, then made a gutsy play off the pine straw and over Rae’s Creek on the par-5 13th hole.

He says…

“To win this tournament, it’s the most amazing feeling,” Mickelson said from Butler Cabin. “This has been a special day. I’ll look back on this day as very memorable, something I’ll always cherish.”

According to estimates by Fortune Magazine, Mickelson’s income for 2009 was over $50 million with the majority of it coming from endorsements. With the latest Masters win under his belt, he will add a few more dollars to the family household income.

What some golf fans may not be aware of, is Mickelson’s random acts of kindness. When told of a former NFL players struggle to pay for his paralyzed wife’s rehabilitation and his daughter Holli’s college education, the pro golfer decided to lend a helping hand. He reached out to the family via his lawyer Glenn Cohen, and offered to pay her college tuition. When asked why he did it, his reply “because I can.”

Tiger Woods on the other hand, could learn a thing or two from Mickelson. His career still overshadowed by mistress allegations and stories of his sexual escapades, his wife Elin WAS not next to him to cheer him on. The future of his marriage uncertain, he seems distracted by his ego and sexual desires. Moving forward, hopefully Woods will spend more time practicing his golf swing and less on being a “player.”