Orange is the new black for two Real Housewives of New Jersey stars. The hammer came down hard for Teresa Guidice and Joe Giudice today, who were both given lengthy jail sentences for bank fraud and tax evasion. What does the future hold for our favorite reality couple?
Born under the Astrology sign of Taurus, the Real Housewive believed she would receive house arrest. Unfortunately, Saturn in Scorpio opposed her Teresa Guidice’s Sun in Taurus, serving her a lethal cocktail of karmic retribution and a lengthy prison sentence of 15 months.
Her husband Joe Giudice, born under the sneaky Astrology sign of Gemini, got smacked with a 41-month sentence. In an ironic twist of fate, the judge decided Teresa Guidice would serve her 15-month prison sentence first, while Juicy Joe stays home and takes care of the kids. After Teresa is released from prison, her husband Joe will serve his 41-month sentence.
In Astrochicks previous Astrology Psychic Predictions, we always thought our Taurus girl would get significant jail time. Astrologically speaking, the planets were never aligned for Teresa Guidice, she had Saturn in Scorpio squaring her Leo Moon. Her flashy style and flamboyant personality brought unwanted attention to her case, forcing the prosecution to throw the book at her.
In the end, this may be a blessing in disguise for the Real Housewives of New Jersey couple. Teresa’s husband Joe finally quit cheating on her and has brought the couple closer together. After the dust has settled, our Astrology prediction is Teresa Giudice will pen a “tell all” book after prison, find God and will stay married to the man she loves, Joe. She will remain a dedicated wife and mother, until death do they part. In the end, love is the only thing that matters in life and this couple will always have it.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey may be officially over, but the money train keeps on chugging along for Melissa Gorga and Teresa Giudice. They say, any publicity is good publicity, and for their family this is definitely true. Here’s the latest rumor dish on Melissa Gorga, her new book and what we can expect to see on RHONJ next season.
In case you haven’t read her new book, Melissa Gorga, recently released: Love Italian Style. Bravo fans have their underwear in a knot over Melissa’s comments about her sexy time with Joe Gorga. I guess she likes Joe to take charge in the bedroom. Ummm, it’s their marriage ladies, why not focus on your own.
When it comes to love, Astrochicks thinks there are some very prudish Real Housewives of New Jersey fans. Several negative comments were made about Melissa’s book. We read several of the nasty irrational posts, which were laughable. I guess it’s safe to say, RHONJ fans don’t read Fifty Shades of Grey because Melissa Gorga’s sex life, definitely isn’t over the top. It must be a real yawnfest, at these ladies homes.
Melissa Gorga recently tweeted: “I’m so disgusted that a reporter has taken things completely out of context simply for shock value. #SAD,” she tweeted last month. “If you’ve read my book, you know that I am promoting mutual love, respect, honesty, and loyalty. #TRUTH.”
Astrologically speaking, Melissa Gorga an Aries, won’t let the haters get her down. In fact, Astrochicks did a little investigating and we think many of the negative comments are from fake profiles. Last night, we took a sneak peak at the book and we didn’t read anything offensive in Love Italian Style. In fact, Melissa Gorga’s book has hit the top 100 on Amazon for Love & Relationships.
Next season, RHONJ, will reportedly focus heavily on Teresa and Joe Giudice’s criminal trial. They’ve already positioned Teresa as an innocent party, who did not handle her family finances. Which will leave her husband, Joe, the opportunity to take it like a man and go to jail for his wife. Astrochicks thinks she will get probation and house arrest. Either way, both will do time.
For Melissa and Joe Gorga, we think they will step up to the plate and be there for Teresa. It’s time to put their differences aside and Bravo will bring in new Real Housewives to stir up trouble. Either way, we wish them the m the best.
Teresa and Joe Guidice in a new tell all interview. On Sunday night, Andy Cohen will interview the Real Housewives of New Jersey couple on Watch What Happens Live! Nothing is off limits, from their money fraud charges and possible prison sentence, Andy’s getting all the deets.
It’s no secret, Teresa Giudice and Juicy Joe, are facing some serious jail time. Also, there’s a strong chance Teresa will be under house arrest and may not be allowed to film Real Housewives of New Jersey. Bravo may even bring Danielle Staub back. Everything is up in the air on RHNJ.
In a sneak peek, Andy Cohen, pulls no punches asking RHNJ stars, Teresa and Joe, the tough questions. The most important one, who will raise their children if they go to jail. Will Melissa and Joe Gorga raise the little girls, Brady Bunch style? (total spin off reality show if so).
Astrologically speaking, Teresa Giudice a Taurus, will not go down without a fight. Most likely, she’s in serious negotiations to secure house arrest, while Joe will go to prison for a LONG time. Either way, these two must be scared sh**less right now.
Saturn in Scorpio will reveal what’s hidden. The IRS and the bankruptcy courts aren’t done with these two yet. When it comes to taxes, Jersey is tough on white collar crime and likes to make an example out of celebrities. Just ask Lauryn Hill, who went to jail for tax evasion and failing to file a return for 3 years. That’s peanuts compared to our RHNJ stars, Teresa and Joe. In fact, TMZ reports that the Giudice’s face up to 50 years in prison and our astrology prediction is Joe will receive at least 4 years.
Hopefully, Teresa has hired some good criminal lawyers and can continue appearing on Real Housewives of New Jersey. We truly wish her the best and hope she settles this mess quickly. Stay tuned.
Teresa Giudice and husband Joe made another appearance in court today. The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars have been charged with bankruptcy and tax fraud. The couple face more then 50 years in prison for lying to the government and hiding all their reality cash. What does the future hold for the Real Housewives couple? Read on.
On July 29th, the Giudice’s butts were hauled in to court to face charges. Both were required to post $500k bail each, which included handing over their passports because the judge thought they might be a flight risk. Seriously, where could two Real Housewives reality stars hide? Both pleaded not guilty but experts say they will serve serious jail time.
Astrologically speaking, Teresa Giudice a Taurus, definitely loves her life of luxury and the perks that reality fame brings. No doubt, it’s a double edged sword. Teresa was foolish enough to flaunt her wealth, while telling the government she’s broke.
For her husband, Joe Giudice, our astrology prediction is that he will be sentenced to at least 4 years in jail. Many fans speculate, Teresa and Joe will divorce and he will take the fall for the couple. After all, Teresa wants to continue to star in Real Housewives of New Jersey but may get fired anyway.
On one hand, I’m sure Bravo and Andy Cohen would love to film all of Teresa’s drama for Real Housewives. On the other side, fans want to see the glitzy side of New Jersey not the Soprano version.
Either way, Astrochicks wishes Teresa and her family the best. Real Housewives of New Jersey would not be the same without her. Plus, she has four small children who need their family. We expect the shit to really hit the fan in September. Stay tuned.
Teresa Giudice and husband Juicy Joe’s arrest last week, has sent Real Housewives of New Jersey fans spinning. After being charged with 39 counts of fraud, the couple was released on $500k bond each, but both face some serious jail time. What’s the latest update on Teresa and Joe? What has Andy Cohen said about the reality couple? Here’s the latest RHONJ update and rumors.
Well, no doubt the stars have collided for Teresa Giudice a Taurus and her husband Joe. Saturn in Scorpio, opposes her Sun in Taurus, placing her at odds with anyone in authority including the IRS and Bravo bosses.
Last night on Watch What Happens Live, Carolyn Manzo, appeared on the popular talk show. Of course, Andy Cohen, asked the outspoken Real Housewives Virgo mom, what she thought of Teresa Giudice’s fraud case. Carolyn kept it classy, stating it was much too serious of a matter to make light of it or gossip.
Astrochicks is surprised that Bravo and Andy Cohen have held a code of silence since the announcement is made. Are the rumors true they may cancel Real Housewives of New Jersey show? Or fire the star of the show, Teresa Giudice, for her messy financial woes?
Astrologically speaking, Astrochicks previously predicted that Joe Giudice would serve jail time. Also, our astrology prediction is Teresa Giudice will file for divorce to put distance between her and her husband. Not because she doesn’t love him, but someone has to take the fall for the fraud charges and it’s not going to be Teresa. After how poorly her husband has treated her, Astrochicks, thinks that Joe will man up and show how much he loves his family by going to jail.
For Teresa Giudice, Astrochicks predicts Bravo will keep her for one more season. We do believe her role will be minimized, making Melissa and Joe Gorga the stars of RHONJ and giving Melissa’s family featured roles on the hit reality show. In addition, they will introduce new Real Housewives and slowly fade Teresa out of the limelight.
Teresa a Taurus is a tough cookie. Over the next two years, she will face serious challenges in her life but will rise above it. Sadly, many “haters” have expressed happiness at her fraud charges. For Astrochicks, we believe everyone makes mistakes and wish only the best for her and her kids. Hopefully, she can work out a payment plan to pay her creditors back. Stay tuned, Teresa and Joe, will be back in court at the end of the month.
Real Housewives of New Jersey is back. Tonight’s premiere, opens with Teresa, Kathy, Caroline, Jacqueline and Melissa’s family struggle to recover from Hurricane Sandy. Yes, there’s still trouble in paradise, family secrets will be revealed this season and more then one couple may be headed towards divorce.
That’s not the only drama, naturally, Teresa and Joe, continue to be at odds.Mama Bear, Caroline, steps in to help the Giudice’s mend fences. Leaving Melissa to wonder why she can’t mind her own business. Could it be because Caroline’s marriage may be on the rocks?
Astrologically speaking, Teresa Giudice a Taurus, has sold her soul to the devil to pay her husbands debts off. Yes, she’s laughing all the way to the bank but her daughter Gia looks so sad and miserable. The parties over and your kids are suffering, she needs to put her family first and greed should take a back set.
In the Real Housewives of New Jersey sneak preview, Teresa is not the only one having marriage problems. Caroline a Virgo and her husband are suffering from empty nest syndrome. In fact, Caroline has rented an apartment in Hoboken to be near her sons. Yikes, she needs a hobby, her poor boys will never find love and get married with her hanging around.
Melissa is accused of cheating on Joe Gorga and Kathy is tired of her husband Ritchie. The only marriage that seems rock solid is Jacqueline and Chris. Astrochicks predicts that one Real Housewives of New Jersey couple will face divorce. Who do you think it is? Also, our astrology prediction is Joe Giudice will go to jail. Stay tuned.