Is John Mayer crying crocodile tears over ex girlfriends, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry? Also, known as Mayer the Player, who has left a string of broken hearted celebs that includes: Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. Mayer previously said he was humiliated by Taylor Swift’s song, Dear John, and called a “broken bird” by Perry, he appears to be looking for some sweet revenge.
Just in time for his tour, John Mayer has penned a lyrical reply to Taylor Swift’s, Dear John song. Playfully titled, PaperDoll, in the chorus of his new song, Mayer sings: ”You’re like 22 girls in one/and none of them know what they’re running from.”
Not only did Swift release “22″ as a single earlier this year, but on “Dear John,” she sweetly sang she looked back on ex boyfriend, Mayer “and regretted how she ignored when they said ‘Run as fast as you can.’ ”
In Mayer’s new music video, Paper Doll, he makes fun of Taylor Swift. Asking her if it was “just to far her to fall for a little Paper Doll.” In the background, an older woman is doing a Prancercise dance throughout the Paper Doll video. Astrochicks translation of the song if you read between the lines, Mayer tells Swift to grow up. They had fun and she needs to drop her “goody goody” image and not be so fragile.
Born under the sign of Libra, John Mayer, probably thinks of himself as a romantic guy. A man who believes his own hype, who’s a super talented singer/songwriter but has issues in the love department. Running from one girl to the next, Mayer doesn’t seem to be ready to settle down. He’s the Paper Doll!
Astrologically speaking, Katy Perry a Scorpio, pushed his emotional buttons and tried to help his tortured soul. What makes John Mayer afraid of intimacy, we may never know.
Our astrology prediction for Mayer and his next girlfriend, Astrochicks recommends he chooses a down to earth girl, who’s not famous and isn’t a gold digger at heart. If he does, Mayer will find true love and happiness.
Harry Styles wishes he never dated Taylor Swift. The One Direction superstar, definitely found all the attention a bit overwhelming and the couple weren’t exactly the perfect match. Reportedly unhappy that Swift penned a song about him, “I Knew You Were Trouble,” sources say he’s miffed that she made their casual romance such a big deal. Who’s Harry Styles dating now? Here’s the latest update on One Direction’s cute little Aquarius boy.
The Sun reports, “There was certainly no commitment made, despite Taylor’s protestations and the fact that they were so busy with their careers and lived in different countries meant that it could never have really got that serious. What for Harry was ‘a bit of fun’ at the time has slowly turned into a personal nightmare.” Come on Harry, was it really that bad. All that free publicity.
In fact, Harry has demanded that all footage of Taylor Swift be removed from the upcoming One Direction film. A source recently revealed: “During their relationship producers shot Taylor and Harry in Los Angeles and New York City but Harry has ordered that none of it makes the cut. He wants nothing more to do with Taylor, she was a fling and they’re done.” LOL!
Who is Harry Styles dating now? Is he back to dating cougars, who are old enough to be his mommy? Well, Astrochicks thinks the One Direction singer probably has a girlfriend or hook up in every city. His latest love conquest is reportedly his ex girlfriend, Cara Delevingne. The Burberry model who still appears to have his heart. Wash, cycle, repeat.
“Harry is smitten with Cara and they’re secretly very close,” a source told Heat magazine. ”Harry even thinks she could be the one. He’s keeping things low-key, but his dad has given his approval and thinks Cara is great. Harry Styles sent Cara flowers and a present before she hit the catwalk for Victoria’s Secret, because it was her debut. He texted her all the way through, telling her how gorgeous and wonderful she looked.” Poor love sick boy, she’s going to crush Harry’s heart in to a million pieces, Astrochicks thinks.
We hate to burst Harry Styles bubble but we think Cara is just using him. We see Cara Delevingne choosing a boyfriend much older than her and she’s the type of girl who will go off and marry a billionaire. Not to say that Styles isn’t a good catch, but he’s soooo young still.
Born under the astrology sign of Aquarius, Harry Styles, has a quirkiness about him. Yes, he’s very talented and good looking but he marches to a different beat. We think 2013 and 2014 will be challenging for him. Fame and fortune are great but he still misses being able to enjoy his youth. When it comes to girls, we think he will be dating several young women before he settles down. We predict a serious girlfriend for Styles in about two years. Stay tuned.
Has Taylor Swift finally found a proper boyfriend? The country songstress, who’s a bit boy crazy, has moved on with a professional extreme sports star. The latest passenger on her love rollercoaster, definitely has sex appeal and is a super cute guy. He’s rumored to be a pro surfer, who absolutely adores Taylor Swift. Has she finally found true love? Here’s the latest on Taylor Swift’s love life, music and rumors.
Taylor Swift is no stranger to controversy, upset that the media portrays her as an insecure lovesick chick, she wants respect for all her bad boyfriend choices. After all, it’s a free country and she’s a Sagittarius girl.
This time around, Astrochicks really likes the new guy Taylor Swift is reportedly dating. He’s pro surfer, John John Florence, who has a wild flock of blond hair and has the need for speed. He’s the adventurous type and completely different then any other guy she’s dated. Although some media outlets say it’s a false rumor, John John Florence recently revealed they are in contact. Hmmm, secret romance?
John John Florence, born under the zodiac sign of Libra just like John Mayer, loves the ladies and they really love him. Super charming, good looking with tons of swag, lives in Honolulu, Hawaii.
Pro Surfer Kelly Slater has said of Florence “John John’s going to know the waves on North Shore like no one we’ve ever seen before.” Singer Jack Johnson, who grew up in the same town as Florence, said he is “a little unprecedented”. Also, he’s a world champion in surfing after winning, “Vans World Cup of Surfing,” in 2011.
The new poster boy of Hurley, his surfing team is stoked to have him on board. “John is the most innovative and talented surfer to come along in the last 20 years,” says Hurley’s VP of Sports Marketing Pat O’Connell. “Dream what might be possible in surfing and I’m sure he’s going to exceed it in the next five years. That’s pretty hot! Check out his wild surfing photos here.
Astrologically speaking, Taylor Swift and John John Florence, definitely make a good love match. No doubt, they have complicated schedules but both Taylor and John John like to live on the edge. He will be romantic, make her feel special and she can sing him love songs. He’s kinda young at 20, but definitely could be an exciting chapter in her book of love. Astrochicks likes this couple, we hope the rumors are true!
Hopefully, Taylor Swift will play it cool and John John will stick around for awhile. You go girl!
Taylor Swift is giving ANOTHER interview, dishing the dirt on who she’s dating, former boyfriends, and insisting she’s not a clingy girlfriend. In Vanity Fair, she felt the need to explain herself again about how misunderstood she is when it comes to love.
Taylor Swift says, “For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her,” she said, “I think that’s taking something that potentially should be celebrated — a woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way — that’s taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist.”
Sorry Taylor, we think our Sagittarius girl isn’t very self aware. I guess being super famous blinds you from the truth. What makes a Sagittarius girl most appealing to men is she’s a free spirit. She takes each man or woman she dates or loves, on a magic carpet ride and they never know what’s going to happen next. Outspoken and funny, she’s such a cool chick to be around. What happened girl?
Astrochicks thinks Taylor Swift’s becoming a one trick pony. Whoever her PR person is they should be immediately fired. Swift is a super talented singer and songwriter, who doesn’t need to manufacture relationships with boys like Harry Styles to stay relevant.
Otherwise, Astrochicks predicts a couple of years from now, fans will get bored and move one. Sadly, making Taylor Swift the punchline of every “psycho girlfriend” joke. She’s a fun loving Sagittarius girl, who doesn’t need a man to feel complete. Hopefully, she will decide to stay single for awhile and focus on writing some new songs NOT about lost love. Stay tuned.
Taylor Swift moves fast, after breaking up with two boyfriends in less than six months, she’s already looking for beau number three. Who does she have her eye on? Well, our Sagittarius girl definitely has good taste in men and rumored to have cupid’s bow aimed at Bradley Cooper.
According to Radar Online, Taylor Swift begged her best Jennifer Lawrence to hook a girl up at a Golden Globes party. Sadly, Bradley Cooper a Capricorn was not interested. Dang, she’s boy crazy.
A source says, “Bradley thinks Taylor’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious.”
Astrochicks thinks Taylor Swift should consider love rehab. Our Sagittarius girl is NOT very independent when it comes to men, Taylor shouldn’t rely on a man to make her feel complete. Being a serial dater in Hollywood isn’t very appealing. We STILL think she should date Tim Tebow a Leo, these two would totally be a match.
On a side note, Taylor Swift cancelled her ex boyfriend, Harry Styles, suprise birthday party after their nasty split. He should be thankful, she already gave him the best present ever, freedom. Lets hope Taylor takes a few weeks off before she starts dating again, her heart could use a break. Stay tuned.
Are Taylor Swift and Harry Styles spending the Christmas holiday together? The One Direction singer, has been spotted with Taylor in various cities around the country. Most recently, the new couple were spotted at a LA Tattoo parlor, getting their ink on. Here’s the latest love update on Taylor and Harry.
Freddy Negrete, the artist at Shamrock Tattoo Parlor in L.A., posted an Instagram photo of the couple. Harry, got a giant pirate ship tattoed on his arm. Ha, I bet he will regret that in about 10 years. You can check out the photo here.
Harry Styles posted on Twitter, “Good times @harrystyles new tat and #taylorswift and me and @booboonegrete good times.” Ahhh, how sweet.
Taylor Swift a Sagittarius girl, admitted she has a thang for bad boys. She says, “I think it’s just like an opposites attract kind of thing. I don’t know that all good girls are only attracted to all bad boys; I think everyone goes through phases as to what interests them.”
Astrochicks, thinks Taylor Swift is definitely hooked on the wrong guys. Of course for a Sag, she’s adventurous with her heart and will have a juicy memoir to write in about ten years.
For Harry Styles an Aquarius, he’s just having loads of fun with all these girls. He’s not ready to settle down or have a serious girlfriend. Astrochicks predicts, our One Direction heartbreaker will move on after the holidays. New love song, coming up for Taylor Swift real soon.