LINDSAY LOHAN – In a Twitter Frenzy, Samantha Ronson Dumps Her!!!
Poor Lindsay, she can’t help riding the crazy train 24/7. Her sugar mama, Samantha Ronson, decided to tell her to 
take a hike. Not only was Lindsay financially draining but she was emotionally draining as well.
This weekend, Lindsay crashed one of her gigs and made a complete fool of herself. Poor girl. Today, Lindsay finally admitted the relationship was over and she was going to focus on herself. That’s a good thing. Unfortunately, these two girls have a very toxic and co-dependent relationship. One drama queen feeds the other. Maybe now Lindsay can get sober again.
“Sam’s family has made her swear that it’s really over,” a friend of Lohan and Ronson’s tells PEOPLE. “They are giving her all the support they can to keep her away from Lindsay.”
Adds another source close to Ronson: “Lindsay is going to try and twist the situation in her favor, but Sam clearly left her, not the other way around.”
Lohan herself spoke out on Monday telling E! news, “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”
Astrologically, there is no happily ever after for these two. Lindsay, a Taurus, is a stubborn girl. She needs to date an older guy who is looking for some arm candy and would like to support her.
Either way, we wish them both the best.
LINDSAY LOHAN – Will Her Crazy Spending Force Her to File Bankruptcy???
As Lindsay Lohan’s star continues to tumble, it looks like she’s burning through cash like there’s no tomorrow. In fact, 
her girlfriend Sam Ronson seems to be fed up with her “lack of money.”
“Lindsay is spending like crazy!” a friend of the actress tells us. “She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.”
A second pal agrees. “Lindsay’s money situation has never been great, but it’s only gotten worse over the last month. For every dollar she makes, she spends double. Her personal appearance fees are literally the only thing keeping her afloat. But here’s the rub: Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, she’s unable to get the type of cash she’s used to. The negative press and constant appearance cancellations are hurting her pocketbook.”
What has Lindsay purchased lately? A Maserati and a Rolex watch. It looks like our sexy Taurus girl is headed for financial ruin. Time to get a Sugar Daddy or Mama. Stay tuned.
LINDSAY LOHAN – Why is She Stalking Seth Rogan and Chace Crawford???
Poor Lindsay, she can’t seem to catch a break either this week. The media is more interested in her love life then her 
career, or her non existant one. Last week, she was caught having a major meltdown with her girl Sam. Twittering away, rambling about love, blah, blah. I swear, when two girls get together, the drama fest goes into overtime.
In a recent interview with Nylon Magazine, Lindsay expressed wanting to work with Seth Rogan. Yes, and everyone else in this town. Funny thing is, he won’t return her phone calls. Neither will Chace Crawford. I wonder why?
She told Nylon magazine: “We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”
“I’m talking to lots of people. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day.”
The “Mean Girls” actress – who is currently dating DJ Samantha Ronson and has completed three stints in rehab – admits the recent obsession with her private life has harmed her career.
If she struggles to land any significant roles, Lindsay may pursue other avenues including modeling. She said: “I love doing photo shoots. I mean, if I could just sign with an agency and do advertising campaigns and model more, I’d do that because that’s fun for me. That’s not work.”
Lindsay a stubborn Taurus girl has her work cut out for her. She needs to go back to rehab for a few months and get her life together. Hopefully afterwards, she can get her career back on track. She’s a great actress, we hope she finds her way back.
LINDSAY LOHAN – Twitter Madness, Posts Over 75 Lovesick Messages in 4 Hours???
Ya gotta love Lindsay Lohan. As posted over the weekend, Sam and her had another “lover’s quarrel” that turned into a complete drama fest in Beachwood Canyon. Lindsay it seems was distraught and went a little “Twitter” crazy posting rambling love messages.
Everyone is so concerned, that even Gawker and LA Times posted her 75 lovesick Twitters.
Some of the messages are cropped and don’t make sense but here is how one of the most crazy status’ read
“should you end it if the one person in the world fails to love, hold/comfort, apologize, and CHERISH you the night before jail? LIARS R COWARDS cuz they don’t know what they got til it is far gone. and people-if you … love someone. PUT UR PRIDE A-…-SIDE AND JUST LOVE THEM BACK! do not ever dj before calling if theys.
Come on guys, haven’t you even been in love? Especially when you put two emotional girls together, it’s bound to get CRAZY! Clearly, Lindsay was under emotional duress or maybe high when she posted these nutty messages on Twitter.
I guess if you can’t be famous for acting, you can be famous for just being Lindsay Lohan. Somebody give this girl a reality show. She should be getting paid for this mess.
LINDSAY LOHAN – Arrest Warrant Issued: Her Bail Set at $50k!!!
Never a dull moment with Lindsay Lohan our stubborn Taurus girl. Today, at Sam’s Beachwood Canyon bungalow, Lindsay had a HUGE fight with her girl. Nothing like a chick fight to kick off your weekend.
After Lindsay busted out a window, neighbors called cops to bust up a fight between the two girls. Several cop cars and paparazzi surrounded the house. As the dramafest continued, it was announced that an arrest warrant was issued for Lindsay at the same time. Why? It was related to her 2007 hit and run case. Jeez!!!
People Reports:
The Beverly Hills Superior Court issued an arrest warrant for the actress Friday stemming from her 2007 DUI and hit-and-run case, the Beverly Hills police confirm. Lohan is currently serving a three-year probation term for her second DUI conviction.
“A warrant was in fact issued Friday for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan,” a police statement read. “The circumstances leading to the issuance by the court are not readily available at this time. It is our hope that Ms. Lohan will surrender herself so this matter can be resolved in at timely manner.”
Astrologically, my prediction is our girl will be going back to rehab. I think Sam and her need to take a break. If you want a blow by blow detail of the cat fight, check out TMZ.com.
