Teresa Giudice and husband Joe made another appearance in court today. The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars have been charged with bankruptcy and tax fraud. The couple face more then 50 years in prison for lying to the government and hiding all their reality cash. What does the future hold for the Real Housewives couple? Read on.
On July 29th, the Giudice’s butts were hauled in to court to face charges. Both were required to post $500k bail each, which included handing over their passports because the judge thought they might be a flight risk. Seriously, where could two Real Housewives reality stars hide? Both pleaded not guilty but experts say they will serve serious jail time.
Astrologically speaking, Teresa Giudice a Taurus, definitely loves her life of luxury and the perks that reality fame brings. No doubt, it’s a double edged sword. Teresa was foolish enough to flaunt her wealth, while telling the government she’s broke.
For her husband, Joe Giudice, our astrology prediction is that he will be sentenced to at least 4 years in jail. Many fans speculate, Teresa and Joe will divorce and he will take the fall for the couple. After all, Teresa wants to continue to star in Real Housewives of New Jersey but may get fired anyway.
On one hand, I’m sure Bravo and Andy Cohen would love to film all of Teresa’s drama for Real Housewives. On the other side, fans want to see the glitzy side of New Jersey not the Soprano version.
Either way, Astrochicks wishes Teresa and her family the best. Real Housewives of New Jersey would not be the same without her. Plus, she has four small children who need their family. We expect the shit to really hit the fan in September. Stay tuned.
The Real Housewives of Orange County jumped on the crazy train tonight and rode it all the way to the reunion. The Botox babes and their cat claws were out, dishing some serious drama. Front and center was Vicki Gunvalson and Gretchen Rossi, both trying to throw each other under the bus. Warning, spoilers ahead.
The first RHOC Reunion shocker, Vicki revealed she’s still married to Donn. Seriously? Can’t she afford to get a divorce yet or does she want her husband back? Also, Vicki talks about her breakup with Brooks AGAIN, really, who cares. Besides, Vicki’s still married and doesn’t want to give Donn any cash. How much is she worth anyway? According to Celebrity Net Worth, our Aries girl is a multi millionaire.
Gretchen’s still denies she cheated on Jeff. Can’t they let this poor man rest in peace? Do they really need to discuss this on Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion again? After all, Jeff has kids and everything, time to move on ladies and show some class.
When it comes to love, Gretchen and Slade, hope to have a TV wedding also. I’m not sure if they’re as interesting as Tamra and Eddie, but you never know. The Scorpio couple could definitely stir up some drama and it would be nice to see them tie the knot.
For Tamra, she’s still her Virgo bitchy self. Riding both sides of the fence, she’s now pitching for Vicki’s team. I guess Andy is setting up the RHOC drama for next season. Gretchen versus everyone else.
Heather is pretentious as always, claiming she’s an actress. A guest stint on Malibu Country and Hot in Cleveland, hardly makes you Emmy worthy!
For Lydia, she’s a little quirky but knows how to hold her own. Astrochicks likes her and we hope Andy invites her back next season.
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Teresa Giudice and husband Juicy Joe’s arrest last week, has sent Real Housewives of New Jersey fans spinning. After being charged with 39 counts of fraud, the couple was released on $500k bond each, but both face some serious jail time. What’s the latest update on Teresa and Joe? What has Andy Cohen said about the reality couple? Here’s the latest RHONJ update and rumors.
Well, no doubt the stars have collided for Teresa Giudice a Taurus and her husband Joe. Saturn in Scorpio, opposes her Sun in Taurus, placing her at odds with anyone in authority including the IRS and Bravo bosses.
Last night on Watch What Happens Live, Carolyn Manzo, appeared on the popular talk show. Of course, Andy Cohen, asked the outspoken Real Housewives Virgo mom, what she thought of Teresa Giudice’s fraud case. Carolyn kept it classy, stating it was much too serious of a matter to make light of it or gossip.
Astrochicks is surprised that Bravo and Andy Cohen have held a code of silence since the announcement is made. Are the rumors true they may cancel Real Housewives of New Jersey show? Or fire the star of the show, Teresa Giudice, for her messy financial woes?
Astrologically speaking, Astrochicks previously predicted that Joe Giudice would serve jail time. Also, our astrology prediction is Teresa Giudice will file for divorce to put distance between her and her husband. Not because she doesn’t love him, but someone has to take the fall for the fraud charges and it’s not going to be Teresa. After how poorly her husband has treated her, Astrochicks, thinks that Joe will man up and show how much he loves his family by going to jail.
For Teresa Giudice, Astrochicks predicts Bravo will keep her for one more season. We do believe her role will be minimized, making Melissa and Joe Gorga the stars of RHONJ and giving Melissa’s family featured roles on the hit reality show. In addition, they will introduce new Real Housewives and slowly fade Teresa out of the limelight.
Teresa a Taurus is a tough cookie. Over the next two years, she will face serious challenges in her life but will rise above it. Sadly, many “haters” have expressed happiness at her fraud charges. For Astrochicks, we believe everyone makes mistakes and wish only the best for her and her kids. Hopefully, she can work out a payment plan to pay her creditors back. Stay tuned, Teresa and Joe, will be back in court at the end of the month.
Vicki Gunvalso, continues to be in denial over ex boyfriend, Brooks Ayers, cheating ways. She claims that Laurie Peterson lied about Brooks, to get more air time on Real Housewives of Orange County and wants to return to the popular reality show. Here’s the latest Real Housewives OC update!
Last week on Real Housewives, Vicki had a botox meltdown after it was revealed ex boyfriend, Brooks Ayers, was dating a porn star. LOL, she must be looking for 15 minutes of fame, Brooks definitely doesn’t scream rockstar in Astrochicks book.
Vicki Gunvalson an Aries girl, definitely is one proud mama and hates to admit when she’s wrong. Unfortunately, when it comes to love, Vicki doesn’t seem to have much confidence. She’s still a pretty girl and should be able to hook a successful OC guy, but instead chooses men who treat her poorly.
Astrologically speaking, we don’t hear wedding bells ringing for Vicki and Brooks. In fact, we believe by Christmas she will breakup with Brooks one last time. Afterward, we see a new love in 2014, that could definitely lead to marriage and a lifetime of happiness.
To find her Prince Charming, we think our Real Housewives star will need a little help. Perhaps, Patti Stanger might be able to hook a girl up. Otherwise, we hope Vicki Gunvalson will look to friends for a love match. For Brooks, we think he will go back to his bad boy ways and move on to a much younger girl. Stay tuned.
What does Real Housewives of Orange County star, Vicki Gunvalson, love about Brooks Ayers? Especially, after her ex boyfriend was caught cheating (allegedly), she continues to run back to his unloving arms. Is our Aries girl really that insecure, or does Vicki just fall in love with men who treat her badly?
Vicki claims she’s a smart girl on her Real Housewives blog, but her family and fans beg too differ. Ms. Gunvalson may be an astute business woman, but Astrochicks thinks she’s a fool for love. She’s an Aries girl, they’re suppose to strong and confident, not weak and constantly whining.
On her Bravo blog, Vicki posted, “I have learned a lot about relationships in my lifetime and what I do know is my checkbook is guarded, my heart is guarded, my mind is guarded and it’s going to be a very long time before I am walking down that aisle again (if ever).” Lets hope so.
Her relationship with ex boyfriend, Brooks Ayers, imploded on Real Housewives of OC when he was caught dating a much younger girl. Vicki heartbroken, claims she just wants someone to love. Really, we don’t think that’s love. Why does she keep running back to him?
In their recent soap opera drama, Vicki’s love for Brooks Ayers and his need for cash, has entangled her in a nasty lawsuit. RadarOnline.com revealed that she recently got served with a lawsuit that accused her and Brooks of fraud over their failed Vicki’s Vodka business.
Of course, Brooks took it like a man and ran to Twitter to post, “@vgunvalson My heart is very heavy because of you. The world doesn’t revolve around you alone, especially when you’re in a relationship,” He added, “@vgunvalson I should’ve known that you’d betray us for you. I did the opposite.” What are we in high school? I bet our Aries girl really misses Donn right now.
Astrologically speaking, we think this may be the final break up for Vicki and Brooks. Our Real Housewives doesn’t like anyone to mess with her cash, Astrochicks predicts she will finally kick her boyfriend to the curb. If she holds out, we see a new Prince Charming for her by 2015, who will love and respect her. For now, we think Vicki should stick to casual dating. For Brooks Ayers, he needs to quit taking advantage of women. Stay tuned.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey cat fight between Teresa and Melissa continues to rage on. The two competitive women, jockeying for the love and attention of Joe Gorga. Who will win the battle?
When it comes to love, Melissa and Joe Gorga, definitely like to get their kink on. Her relationship advice for Real Housewives fans, “Sex is the glue of the marriage. It fills the little cracks that hold you together. Otherwise those tiny cracks can turn into huge splits.”
Melissa an Aries and Joe a Leo, make a fiery love match. Aries women love to be admired and the center of attention. No one, makes her feel more special than the Leo male. He loves to put her on a pedestal, showering her with love and affection. In turn, she makes him feel like a king and he treats her like a queen.
Astrologically speaking, Astrochicks thinks Teresa Giudice a Taurus is jealous of her brothers marriage. She wishes her husband Joe, would treat her with more love and respect. Sadly, he doesn’t put his wife first and makes her feel insecure. She wants what Melissa has…a good husband.
Over the next year, Teresa and Joe’s marriage will continue to battle cheating rumors. With his July 15th trial date looming, the stakes are high and Joe faces up to ten years in prison. We believe a Teresa an old fashioned Italian girl, will stand by her husband and maintain a positive attitude for her kids.
Unfortunately, our astrology prediction is Joe will be sentenced to prison. New Jersey is tough on defendants who use fake IDs. In Joe’s case, he obtained a license in his brothers name, after having his suspended because of a DUI arrest.
In the end, Astrochicks thinks Joe Gorga will be there to love and support his sister Teresa. She’s definitely going to need it. Stay tuned.