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TERESA GUIDICE, Orange is the New Black, Sentenced to 15 Months in Prison, UPDATE!

teresa and joe giudiceOrange is the new black for two Real Housewives of New Jersey stars. The hammer came down hard for Teresa Guidice and Joe Giudice today, who were both given lengthy jail sentences for bank fraud and tax evasion.  What does the future hold for our favorite reality couple?

Born under the Astrology sign of Taurus, the Real Housewive believed she would receive house arrest. Unfortunately, Saturn in Scorpio opposed her Teresa Guidice’s Sun in Taurus, serving her a lethal cocktail of karmic retribution and a lengthy prison sentence of 15 months.

Her husband Joe Giudice, born under the sneaky Astrology sign of Gemini, got smacked with a 41-month sentence. In an ironic twist of fate, the judge decided Teresa Guidice would serve her 15-month prison sentence first, while Juicy Joe stays home and takes care of the kids. After Teresa is released from prison, her husband Joe will serve his 41-month sentence.

In Astrochicks previous Astrology Psychic Predictions, we always thought our Taurus girl would get significant jail time. Astrologically speaking, the planets were never aligned for Teresa Guidice, she had Saturn in Scorpio squaring her Leo Moon.  Her flashy style and flamboyant personality brought unwanted attention to her case, forcing the prosecution to throw the book at her.

In the end, this may be a blessing in disguise for the Real Housewives of New Jersey couple. Teresa’s husband Joe finally quit cheating on her and has brought the couple closer together. After the dust has settled, our Astrology prediction is Teresa Giudice will pen a “tell all” book after prison, find God and will stay married to the man she loves, Joe. She will remain a dedicated wife and mother, until death do they part. In the end, love is the only thing that matters in life and this couple will always have it.

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REAL HOUSEWIVES Shady Phaedra and Apollo Nida Arrest Update!

phaedra parksThe stars have collided, crashed and burned for Real Housewives Atlanta star Phaedra Parks and hubby, Apollo Nida. What’s the latest on crazy reality couple? Will Apollo reserve a room for one in federal prison? Here’s the latest RHOA rumors and astrology predictions.

In case you missed his latest scam, Apollo Nida was arrested AGAIN for bank fraud and identity theft. According to the FBI, he not only stole people’s identities and set up bogus companies to acquire multi=million dollar loans, he stole their retirement checks too. Dang, that’s cold! I guess that’s why he had $8k to drop on strippers.

Our poor Scorpio girl, Phaedra Parks, she’s having some serious “Rich People’s Problems”. Just like Phaedra’s new Bravo reality show, which was put on ice.  I imagine, Bravo Andy is not too happy with Apollo’s recent arrest.

Kenya Moore an Aquarius girl, who feels vindicated by the latest news, is throwing all kinds of shade on Phaedra and Apollo. I guess what our girl said was true, Apollo came on to Kenya, not the other way around. Who knows? Some messy stuff.

Astrologically speaking, karma is banging on our Scorpio girls door, HARD. Phaedra Parks will have to pay for past misdeeds, Apollo Nida will be headed to jail for a LONG time. This is his second offense and Georgia is tough on crime!

On the flip side, we think Phaedra’s new mortuary business will do well. She’s a Scorpio, she will rise above the drama; find self worth and move on with a stronger spiritual foundation. Astrochicks thinks Phaedra and Apollo got caught up in the game, forgot that family is the most important, and they don’t need to live such a lavish lifestyle.

Astrochicks, psychic astrology prediction is Phaedra will stand by her man, but we think Real Housewives of Atlanta will replace her.  Bravo needs to do some serious background checks on these girls, everyone’s super shady.

I love Phaedra Parks, I wish her the best and I hope she stays strong. Thoughts and prayers.

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REAL HOUSEWIVES Beverly Hills Rumors, Lisa Vanderpump Quits, Who’s Fired?

lisa vanderpumpThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have their Gucci purses locked and loaded. The Rodeo Drive line has been drawn, with Lisa Vanderpump’s team on one side and Brandi Glanville’s on the other. What does the future hold for our lovely ladies? Check out our astrology psychic predictions.

In RHOBH sneak preview, we hear Lisa Vanderpump a practical Virgo girl warn, “Don’t forget, I’m one of the best friends you’ve ever had Missy.” Astrochicks thinks she’s reprimanding Brandi, who’s been stirring the pot. In fact, Astrochicks agrees. Lisa, who loves the underdog had always been protective of Brandi the manipulative Scorpio girl, even when she was straight up nasty.

For Kyle Richards a Capricorn, the stars have collided this season. Why is she always embroiled in constant drama? Are the Real Housewives jealous of her perfect life and marriage? Probably not, well maybe Brandi is, after all, she’s a naughty Scorpio girl. Every Real Housewife appears to be jockeying for head bitch. The winner is ….

Carlton’s a crazy character, who’s hypersensitive and a drama mama, who takes herself WAY too seriously. Either she’s very insecure or a complete narcissist. Constantly projecting her negative attitude on Kyle. What’s up with that? Maybe she’s just an amazing actress or a whacked out Wicca chick!

Astrochicks is not feeling this season of RHOBH. It reminds us of a cheesy soap opera drama, as Days of Our Lives. Next, one of the girls will be possessed. Who writes this crap? Hopefully, Andy Cohen will dial down the drama and show more of the lavish lifestyles they lead.

When it comes to Astrology, karma will be knocking at several of the girls cosmic doors. Our RHOBH astrology predictions are as follows:  Lisa Vanderpump a Virgo will leave Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards a Virgo will get a new love interest (Jimmy McNichols, please), Brandi Glanville a Scorpio will enter rehab, and Kyle Richards a Capricorn will get a spin off show.Yolanda Foster a Capricorn will leave due to her health, Cartlon Gebbia, who claims to be 40 (really 46) and Joyce an Aries will return as “friends of the housewives.”

With a couple of VIP seats open for casting, we predict two new fabulous Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies will join the cast. Personally, we would love to see Lisa Rhinna and Brandi’s arch nemesis, LeAnn Rimes jump aboard. Stay tuned.

 

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REAL HOUSEWIVES Atlanta, Apollo Nida Arrest Update, Phaedra Parks Fired?

phaedra parksWho’s staying on the Real Housewives of Atlanta and which Gucci girl is being kicked to the curb? After this years explosive season, including Apollo Nida’s recent arrest, it’s safe to say we will see some new faces next season. Here’s the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta rumors and gossip.

Born under the sign of Scorpio, Phaedra Parks has taken a walk on the dark side. Saturn has reared it’s ugly head and karma has arrived on her doorstep. In case you live under a rock, her husband Apollo Nida has been arrested AGAIN for bank fraud.

According to Radar Online, Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida are doing the moonwalk, insisting he’s not guilty of the fraud charges. He’s currently facing major prison time for identity theft, conspiracy and stealing MILLIONS of dollars. Dang, that must be why he can drop $8k on strippers. Phaedra, what are you thinking? Apollo may be fine, but he’s not that fine.

Astrologically speaking, Apollo Nida is guilty as sin. Phaedra our Scorpio girl better watch her back, because the feds are looking at her too. Astrochicks predict he will cop a plea deal and will be headed back to prison for at least five years.

For Phaedra, we expect Real Housewives of Atlanta to have her on lock down for one more season. Of course, they don’t want to miss Apollo’s court drama, afterward, she will be handed her walking papers. Stay tuned.








TERESA GUIDICE Divorce, Plea Deal For Fraud Charges, Juicy Joe Fall Guy?

teresa and joe giudiceTeresa Giudice and husband Joe made another appearance in court today. The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars have been charged with bankruptcy and tax fraud. The couple face more then 50 years in prison for lying to the government and hiding all their reality cash. What does the future hold for the Real Housewives couple? Read on.

On July 29th, the Giudice’s butts were hauled in to court to face charges. Both were required to post $500k bail each, which included handing over their passports because the judge thought they might be a flight risk. Seriously, where could two Real Housewives reality stars hide? Both pleaded not guilty but experts say they will serve serious jail time.

Astrologically speaking, Teresa Giudice a Taurus, definitely loves her life of luxury and the perks that reality fame brings. No doubt, it’s a double edged sword. Teresa was foolish enough to flaunt her wealth, while telling the government she’s broke.

For her husband, Joe Giudice, our astrology prediction is that he will be sentenced to at least 4 years in jail. Many fans speculate, Teresa and Joe will divorce and he will take the fall for the couple. After all, Teresa wants to continue to star in Real Housewives of New Jersey but may get fired anyway.

On one hand, I’m sure Bravo and Andy Cohen would love to film all of Teresa’s drama for Real Housewives. On the other side, fans want to see the glitzy side of New Jersey not the Soprano version.

Either way, Astrochicks wishes Teresa and her family the best. Real Housewives of New Jersey would not be the same without her. Plus, she has four small children who need their family. We expect the shit to really hit the fan in September. Stay tuned.

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OC Reunion Spoilers, Vicki and Donn Back Together?

real housewives of orange countyThe Real Housewives of Orange County jumped on the crazy train tonight and rode it all the way to the reunion. The Botox babes and their cat claws were out, dishing some serious drama. Front and center was Vicki Gunvalson and Gretchen Rossi, both trying to throw each other under the bus. Warning, spoilers ahead.

The first RHOC Reunion shocker, Vicki revealed she’s still married to Donn. Seriously? Can’t she afford to get a divorce yet or does she want her husband back? Also, Vicki talks about her breakup with Brooks AGAIN, really, who cares. Besides, Vicki’s still married and doesn’t want to give Donn any cash. How much is she worth anyway? According to Celebrity Net Worth, our Aries girl is a multi millionaire.

Gretchen’s still denies she cheated on Jeff. Can’t they let this poor man rest in peace? Do they really need to discuss this on Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion again? After all, Jeff has kids and everything, time to move on ladies and show some class.

When it comes to love, Gretchen and Slade, hope to have a TV wedding also. I’m not sure if they’re as interesting as Tamra and Eddie, but you never know. The Scorpio couple could definitely stir up some drama and it would be nice to see them tie the knot.

For Tamra, she’s still her Virgo bitchy self. Riding both sides of the fence, she’s now pitching for Vicki’s team. I guess Andy is setting up the RHOC drama for next season. Gretchen versus everyone else.

Heather is pretentious as always, claiming she’s an actress. A guest stint on Malibu Country and Hot in Cleveland, hardly makes you Emmy worthy!

For Lydia, she’s a little quirky but knows how to hold her own. Astrochicks likes her and we hope Andy invites her back next season.

For other RHOC Reunion spoilers, click here. Enjoy!

 








 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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