The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have their Gucci purses locked and loaded. The Rodeo Drive line has been drawn, with Lisa Vanderpump’s team on one side and Brandi Glanville’s on the other. What does the future hold for our lovely ladies? Check out our astrology psychic predictions.
In RHOBH sneak preview, we hear Lisa Vanderpump a practical Virgo girl warn, “Don’t forget, I’m one of the best friends you’ve ever had Missy.” Astrochicks thinks she’s reprimanding Brandi, who’s been stirring the pot. In fact, Astrochicks agrees. Lisa, who loves the underdog had always been protective of Brandi the manipulative Scorpio girl, even when she was straight up nasty.
For Kyle Richards a Capricorn, the stars have collided this season. Why is she always embroiled in constant drama? Are the Real Housewives jealous of her perfect life and marriage? Probably not, well maybe Brandi is, after all, she’s a naughty Scorpio girl. Every Real Housewife appears to be jockeying for head bitch. The winner is ….
Carlton’s a crazy character, who’s hypersensitive and a drama mama, who takes herself WAY too seriously. Either she’s very insecure or a complete narcissist. Constantly projecting her negative attitude on Kyle. What’s up with that? Maybe she’s just an amazing actress or a whacked out Wicca chick!
Astrochicks is not feeling this season of RHOBH. It reminds us of a cheesy soap opera drama, as Days of Our Lives. Next, one of the girls will be possessed. Who writes this crap? Hopefully, Andy Cohen will dial down the drama and show more of the lavish lifestyles they lead.
When it comes to Astrology, karma will be knocking at several of the girls cosmic doors. Our RHOBH astrology predictions are as follows: Lisa Vanderpump a Virgo will leave Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards a Virgo will get a new love interest (Jimmy McNichols, please), Brandi Glanville a Scorpio will enter rehab, and Kyle Richards a Capricorn will get a spin off show.Yolanda Foster a Capricorn will leave due to her health, Cartlon Gebbia, who claims to be 40 (really 46) and Joyce an Aries will return as “friends of the housewives.”
With a couple of VIP seats open for casting, we predict two new fabulous Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies will join the cast. Personally, we would love to see Lisa Rhinna and Brandi’s arch nemesis, LeAnn Rimes jump aboard. Stay tuned.
Real Housewives of Atlanta star, Kandi Burruss is suing former friend Kim Zolciak. for unpaid song profits. Kandi is responsible for making Kim’s single, “Tardy for the Pardy” a hit and her theme song to her new Bravo show. Upset because Ms. Zolciak has been stingy with the money, she wants to stop the song from being sold and wants Kim to cough up some serious cash. Who will win the lawsuit?
Astrochicks is a bit suspicious because Kandi is using Phaedra Parks to sue Kim Zolciak. Is this a publicity stunt for her new spin off reality show or can Phaedra make the cash register ring? Hell have no fury of a scorned Taurus girl. In fact, both Kandi and Kim are Tauruses so it should be an interesting battle.
Real Housewives of Atlanta star, Kandi Burruss wants a temporary restraining order issued to prevent future sales of “Tardy for the Party,” an order that would require the “destruction of all copies of the infringing single and any other product of defendant’s that infringe plaintiffs’ copyrights.” Kandi is seeking punitive damages, attorneys fees and a jury trial against Kim Zolciak.
Astrologically speaking, Saturn in Scorpio, will teach both Kim and Kandi hard lessons about money and friendship. We think Kim’s being delusional and selfish to deny Kandi profits to the song. Without her, she would never have been a one hit wonder.
For Kandi, shame on you girl, get yourself a lawyer and business manager. What were you thinking not getting a rock solid contract? A very expensive lesson for our girl. Well, at least she’s lucky in love and getting married to her boo, Todd.
Astrochicks senses there is a PR and Andy Cohen motive behind this Real Housewives lawsuit. The Kandi Factory premieres April 9 at 10 p.m. EST, and the second season of Don’t Be Tardy. . . premieres on April 16 with back to back episodes at 9 and 9:30 p.m. EST on Bravo. Let the drama begin.
In the latest episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya Moore, proves once again she is Fifty Shades of Crazy. From her manufactured boyfriend, Walter, she can’t stop talking about her pageant days, making her super overbearing to the other girls. Here’s the latest Real Housewives rumors, updates, and astrology predictions.
Tonight, Kenya Moore, after chasing Phaedra’s husband Apollo she decides to gun for Cynthia. The two argue about the modeling contest snafu and they kinda hug it out. Cynthia, who’s a classy Pisces girl, tries to take the high road but the rest of Real Housewives chicks are not buying what Kenya’s cooking. Especially, Porsha Stewart, she HATES Kenya.
Astrologically, Kenya Moore, with her wacky Aquarian energy is trying to solidify her spot on the Real Housewives of Atlanta. In fact, Kenya has been so succesful that she’s practically the center of the show. All the girls are arguing with her, Kenya’s a total drama mama, and fans probably love it.
Phaedra was very wise, she said that Kenya longs to be loved but doesn’t know how to seal the deal. She’s way too desperate and Astrochicks hopes she’s faking it for the camera. Walter is not her man, will never be her man, and should be THANKFUL that he’s not her husband. He’s not very sensitive and always has this bewildered look on his face. Like, what the hell am I doing on this show?
Astrologically, we predict that Kenya Moore will find fame and fortune, love will still be elusive. She needs to do some emotional house cleaning first, before she can attract everlasting love. Kendra will find it but we think it won’t be until 2015. Hang in there girl.
For the other Real Housewives of Atlanta, we really love Cynthia’s energy on the show this season, and we see more success for her in 2013. We predict a major cosmetics modeling contract. For NeNe she will be back with Gregg. Kandi will get her marriage proposal and for Phaedra will she be headed towards divorce? We hope not. A tough year for Scorpio girls…stay tuned.