CHAD OCHOCINCO Girlfriend Drama, Evelyn Lozada or Rubi, Don’t Hate the Player!

Will Chad Ochocinco’s REAL girlfriend please stand up or at least holla on their Twitter page.  Now that football season is in full swing, Chad Ochocinco’s love affair with Twitter continues. Showing off his fine sense of humor, he likes to keep fans guessing on who’s the lucky lady who gets to wear the title of girlfriend. Is it Evelyn Lozada or Rubi Pazmino?

It’s rumored he is the love interest of Evelyn Lozada on the new season of Basketball Wives. It coincided with another VH1 show, where Chad Ochocinco was suppose to be looking for his Ultimate Catch. He chose Rubi Pazmino but unfortunately he was already hot and heavy with Evelyn Lozada or was he?

In a new interview Rubi Pazmino claims that she’s talking with Chad Ochocinco every day. Rubi says: “Even while we were on the show a lot of girls were saying he was with her. There have always been rumors. It wasn’t a huge shock to me when I heard that it was out there in the media. But just like with anybody, when you hear a rumor you just ask like, “Hey what’s going on?” I asked him about it. He said Evelyn’s a friend of his, they didn’t have anything and they’re friends. And that’s all. If someone tells you something, you just have to believe them. I’m not gonna sit there and ask him every two seconds. I asked him once and he answered it and that’s enough.”

On his Twitter page yesterday, he joked that Teyana Taylor was his new girlfriend, he even posted a picture. The model fired back quickly on her Twitter saying, “Omg @OGOchoCinco ima kill you boy! Lol stop before u have these blogs thinking shit lol.” Even Rubi and Evelyn have started a Twitter friendship, maybe Evelyn is only a friend, or a friend with benefits. Although Rubi isn’t tweeting with Chad Ochocinco, is this just a showmance?

I guess Chad Ochocinco is a prankster or a player, or maybe both. He’s one lusty Capricorn dude. Heather from Ultimate Catch claims Chad was still calling her after the show trying to hook up and he still sends gifts to Cheryl Burke. Oh well, at least he’s generous.

DANCING WITH THE STARS SPOILERS, Bristol Palin Crush on Mark Ballas, Mike the Situation!

Dancing With the Stars was phenomenal tonight. Warning Dancing With the Stars spoilers ahead, some surprise performances by Bristol Palin, Rick Fox, Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino, and Kyle Massey stole the show.

Everyone expected Bristol Palin to be boring but that girl proved us wrong. She has incredible chemistry with Mark Ballas and I think there may a crush or even romance blooming. It was obvious that Mark Ballas adored Bristol Palin and they look very cute together. She wore a red hot fringe dress and did a sexy Cha Cha. Why did she decide to be on Dancing With the Stars? Bristol Palin said, “It’s an amazing opportunity to be on a positive, uplifting, family-oriented show that brings some fun competition into America’s home every week. Mama Sarah Palin should be proud.”

Rick Fox, what can I say, he is very dreamy. Although a former pro basketball player, he was incredibly graceful on the dance floor and the ladies love him. Cheryl Burke gets all the hot NFL and NBA stars, now we just need to find our girl a man.

Mike the Situation, what can I say, I love the Jersey Shore cutie. Born under the zodiac sign of Cancer, I think his personality will capture America’s heart, but he needs to work on his technique. He definitely shares electric chemistry with Karina Smirnoff, they seem to be having a great time together which I wouldn’t be surprised if they start dating. He needs more practice but I think he will do well on Dancing With the Stars show. He’s just too much fun. Come on MTV fans, vote for your man.

The breakout star of the night was Kyle Massey from the Disney Channel. I didn’t even know who he was. But he has personality, style, and it’s super fun to watch him work the dance floor. His partner, Lacey Schwimmer, is the perfect Dancing With the Stars partner for him. They are both young and cute together. Kyle posted on his Twitter page, “Season 11 of DWTS has officially begun! May the trash talking and moon walking begin haha.”

Jennifer Grey stole the show, I think they channeled Patrick Swayze tonight. Astrochicks thinks Michael Bolton will be the first to go home on Dancing With the Stars. Based on tonight’s performances, I’m sorry he may be a great singer but he is BORING on the dance floor. I think the top four celebrity dancers are Kyle Massey, Brandy, Jennifer Grey, and Bristol Palin. Don’t forget to vote!

CHAD OCHOCINCO Winner Rubi Pazmino No Ultimate Catch, Evelyn Lozada Real Girlfriend!

Chad Ochocinco’s Ultimate Catch was never Rubi Pazmino or Britney, it was always Basketball Wives hottie, Evelyn Lozada. In a Ultimate Catch Spoiler, Astrochicks predicted several weeks ago that Evelyn Lozada would win Chad Ochocinco’s heart. She’s classy, she’s cool and hey she has her own reality show.  Only problem, I guess Chad was contractually obligated to do the Ultimate Catch show even though he was hot and heavy with Evelyn Lozada already.

While Chad Ochocinco’s reality show on VH1 has been airing, Evelyn Lozada and Chad have been burning up their Twitter account with very sexy tweets between each other. In fact, Chad Ochocinco will appear on Basketball Wives as Evelyn Lozada’s love interest. Naughty Chad, did Britney or Rubi Pazmino ever really have a chance? I seriously doubt it.

Ochocinco, born under the zodiac sign of Capricorn he’s a very down to earth and sexy guy. He’s super smart, practical and is ready to settle down with one woman.  Evelyn Lozada, is the former fiancé of Antoine Walker. When is Evelyn Lozada’s official birthday? Astrochicks did some snooping but couldn’t find out the details. I think she’s might be a Pisces.

According to TMZ, Ochocinco, 32, has been dating Evelyn Lozada (of VH1′s “Basketball Wives”) for the last several months and has made no secret of their relationship on his Twitter profile.

Sorry VH1, remember Chad Ochocinco has $36 million dollar hands, those babies now belong to Evelyn Lozada. VH1 will have to find a new “Ultimate Catch” reality star. Astrologically, it looks like Chad maybe so serious about his new girl Evelyn, he may actually pop the question.

In case you care, Rubi Pazmino is the winner of the VH1 reality series, ‘Chad Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch. Can’t wait to see the Reunion show to find out why the relationship didn’t work out. Maybe those awkward silences.  Another prediction, Rubi Pazmino will get her own reality show. Stay tuned!

DANCING WITH THE STARS, Mike the Situation Partner Karina Smirnoff, No Bachelorette Ali?

The new cast of Dancing With the Stars cast was announced last night. Sadly, Bachelorette Ali and her future hubby Roberto were not on the list. Astrochicks was surprised that ABC chose Bristol Palin and Margaret Cho over our girl Ali. The only cast member who looks remotely fun is David Hasselhoff and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.

On Monday, Dancing With the Stars rehearsal was in full swing. Mike the Situation, was reportedly absent because he’s wrapping up production of Jersey Shore. “I’m going to lose a couple days practice,” Mike Sorrentino told People magazine. “But I don’t mind being the underdog. I promise to try my hardest and practice as much as I can and be the best that I can be. I hope the Situation Nation shows up to support me. … I have a ticket or two reserved for Pauly D and Snooki.”

The Sitch admits he’s feeling pretty lucky these days, given the fact that, come September 20, when the new season of “DWTS” begins, he’ll be on two hit shows. “It’s pretty unbelievable for me to be on one of the biggest shows on MTV to one of the biggest shows on TV,” he explained. “There’s enough Situation to go around.”

Mike the Situation, born under the zodiac sign of Cancer, should be a fan favorite. I think our GTL reality star should have some mad dance skills and bring more fun to the Dancing With the Stars show.  Most likely he will be paired up with either Cheryl Burke or a new rumor is Karina Smirnoff. Will that translate into a off screen romance? A source told In Touch, that Karina thinks Mike the Situation is cute. Should be interesting.

Although Bachelorette Ali and Roberto won’t be on the show, Astrochicks will still watch DWTS.  Astrologically, we predict that Mike the Situation will  make it to the final four. Stay tuned!

DANCING WITH THE STARS Rumor, Bachelorette Ali Out, Will Roberto Martinez Appear on the Show?

I’m so shocked that Ali Fedotowsky has not been announced to appear on Dancing With the Stars this season. In a recent Extra interview, she confirms she has not been asked to appear on the show. Has her fiance Roberto Martinez been invited to put on his dancing shoes? What’s the official Dancing With the Stars rumor? The answer is yes. Not sure if it’s true, but I’m sure Bachelorette fans want to see either Roberto or Ali.

According to MSNBC. The girls line up is: teen mom Bristol Palin, sexy Audrina Patridge, comedian Margaret Cho, actress Jennifer Grey, Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson, and singer Brandy.

For the boys, ABC has cast the following: singer Michael Bolton, basketball player Rick Fox, Baywatch David Hasselhoff, Jersey Shore Mike the Situation, and who else? It leaves room for three more guys. Astrochicks is crossing her fingers that Roberto Martinez will be one of the remaining three.

The only two cast members on Dancing With the Stars I’m excited about is Mike the Situation and Audrina Patridge. Why would they choose Margaret Cho over Ali Fedotowsky? UGH! I guess ABC casting is trying to pick a wide spectrum of celebrities to appeal to all fans.  Originally Kristie Alley was asked to appear on the show but passed on the opportunity. She posted on her Twitter page she was too chicken to go on the show. Come on Kristie, think of all the weight you would lose.

Anyway, ABC will make the official cast announcement on August 30th. Don’t forget to wish Roberto Martinez a Happy Birthday! You can follow him here on Twitter.

DANCING WITH THE STARS Rumors, Mike the Situation, Bachelorette Ali and Roberto Martinez Fan Favorites to Win?

Dancing With the Stars has cast an interesting show this season.  The dance floor will be flooded with reality stars including: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Audrina Partridge, and maybe even Ali and Roberto from the Bachelorette. The newest cast members announced is Bristol Palin and David Hassellhoff, I hear the Hoff does a mean salsa.

In a new interview with Extra, Ali Fedotowsky was asked if she was joining Dancing With the Stars, along with her fiance, Roberto Martinez. Here’s what Bachelorette Ali said. “No, we really haven’t been asked,” Ali lamented, as we chatted with her at a Gold’s Gym, where she was trying out UbiSoft’s new dance workout WII game. “I swear! Call me, I would love to!” Astrochicks is surprised Bachelorette Ali hasn’t been asked but Bristol Palin has. Is Bachelorette Ali keeping a secret? They definitely would be a fan favorite. Two hard working Virgos, would take those sexy dance moves very seriously.

Twitter is buzzing about Bristol Palin’s casting on DWTS and one particular tweet stood out on Twitter: @Jesus_M_Christ: Bristol Palin is considered a “star” but Pluto is no longer a planet? Messed up. We couldn’t agree more but Republicans love Sarah Palin and her baby girl Bristol. I wonder what Levi Johnston thinks about all of this? That’s right, he’s too busy running for Mayor of Wasila to care.

Astrologically, it looks like Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino or Roberto Martinez have the best chance for winning Dancing With the Stars. America loves Jersey Shore and the Bachelorette. In the end, it will depend on which dance partners each one gets. I expect Mike the Situation to definitely make it to the final four, born under the zodiac sign of Cancer, he will emotionally connect with the audience.  Can’t wait till the season starts.