Orange is the new black for two Real Housewives of New Jersey stars. The hammer came down hard for Teresa Guidice and Joe Giudice today, who were both given lengthy jail sentences for bank fraud and tax evasion. What does the future hold for our favorite reality couple?
Born under the Astrology sign of Taurus, the Real Housewive believed she would receive house arrest. Unfortunately, Saturn in Scorpio opposed her Teresa Guidice’s Sun in Taurus, serving her a lethal cocktail of karmic retribution and a lengthy prison sentence of 15 months.
Her husband Joe Giudice, born under the sneaky Astrology sign of Gemini, got smacked with a 41-month sentence. In an ironic twist of fate, the judge decided Teresa Guidice would serve her 15-month prison sentence first, while Juicy Joe stays home and takes care of the kids. After Teresa is released from prison, her husband Joe will serve his 41-month sentence.
In Astrochicks previous Astrology Psychic Predictions, we always thought our Taurus girl would get significant jail time. Astrologically speaking, the planets were never aligned for Teresa Guidice, she had Saturn in Scorpio squaring her Leo Moon. Her flashy style and flamboyant personality brought unwanted attention to her case, forcing the prosecution to throw the book at her.
In the end, this may be a blessing in disguise for the Real Housewives of New Jersey couple. Teresa’s husband Joe finally quit cheating on her and has brought the couple closer together. After the dust has settled, our Astrology prediction is Teresa Giudice will pen a “tell all” book after prison, find God and will stay married to the man she loves, Joe. She will remain a dedicated wife and mother, until death do they part. In the end, love is the only thing that matters in life and this couple will always have it.
Poor Bachelor Juan Pablo, the charming single dad has gotten pounded in the media. You would think he was on the FBI’s Top Ten Most Wanted List, why are Bachelor fans such haters? Is Bachelor Juan Pablo just misunderstood or is our single daddy a stone cold player? Here’s our latest astrology psychic predictions.
First off, Astrochicks thinks fans forget this is JUST A TV SHOW! In fact, most girls would swoon if a guy like Bachelor Juan Pablo asked them out. A responsible single father, a former professional soccer player, a handsome guy, who knows how to salsa. Where do I sign up?
Bachelor Juan Pablo a Leo, we think is probably surprised by all the nasty backlash. Unfortunately, social media and blogs like Astrochicks, lets cranky fans hide behind their computers and post horrible comments about someone they’ve never met.
Yes, Bachelor Juan Pablo made some “off the cuff” comments, we definitely don’t agree with everything he said, but Astrochicks has personally met men + women, 100 x worse than this Latin hunk. Hollywood is full of them.
Astrologically speaking, Bachelor Juan Pablo we feel is disillusioned by love and may regret his final rose decision. According to Reality Steve, he chooses Nikki but there’s trouble in paradise. For Astrochicks, we think he seemed more in love with Clare and not Nikki. What happened?
Our Astrology prediction is Bachelor Juan Pablo and Nikki will split. In fact, we think he will return to the loving arms of his baby mama. Hang in there JP, your 15 minutes of fame are almost up.
The final battle for the heart and soul of rock and roll has begun. The new horror graphic novel series, the Vampress Girls, Book of Shadows, hit Kickstarter today. A wicked expose, that rips the lid off the music scenes dirty little secret.
The Rock Chronicles, follows the modern day life of the band, Vampress Girls and their Mother Love. As a royal Vampire family, they are the sole protectors of the Vampress Code. The ancient scripture, which holds the all the secrets of the underworld and names of each tribal member.
Mortals for centuries have thought Vampires, Demons, and Witches were a myth or legend. What they didn’t know, is they have walked freely amongst us since the beginning of time. Even now, they are deeply immersed in today’s gritty rock and roll scene.
The book is written by Jacy and Nick Nova, two members of the Vampire clan, descended from the House of Bergen in Norway. For centuries, members of the Nova family have represented the royal council in the House of Major Arcana. Their explosive new book, will reveal the truth behind the legendary tribes and the bitter battle between Vampires, Demons, and Witches.
The KickStarter campaign offers all kinds of supernatural goodies for every horror rock + comic book fan. We pledged our rock and roll loyalty to the Witch Tribe. Other tribes you can join are the Vampire, Demon, Werewolf or Zombies. Afterward, your name will be entered into the Vampress Code to be revealed on Halloween. Other tribal rewards include band t-shirts, posters, autographed book and more.
The stars have collided, crashed and burned for Real Housewives Atlanta star Phaedra Parks and hubby, Apollo Nida. What’s the latest on crazy reality couple? Will Apollo reserve a room for one in federal prison? Here’s the latest RHOA rumors and astrology predictions.
In case you missed his latest scam, Apollo Nida was arrested AGAIN for bank fraud and identity theft. According to the FBI, he not only stole people’s identities and set up bogus companies to acquire multi=million dollar loans, he stole their retirement checks too. Dang, that’s cold! I guess that’s why he had $8k to drop on strippers.
Our poor Scorpio girl, Phaedra Parks, she’s having some serious “Rich People’s Problems”. Just like Phaedra’s new Bravo reality show, which was put on ice. I imagine, Bravo Andy is not too happy with Apollo’s recent arrest.
Kenya Moore an Aquarius girl, who feels vindicated by the latest news, is throwing all kinds of shade on Phaedra and Apollo. I guess what our girl said was true, Apollo came on to Kenya, not the other way around. Who knows? Some messy stuff.
Astrologically speaking, karma is banging on our Scorpio girls door, HARD. Phaedra Parks will have to pay for past misdeeds, Apollo Nida will be headed to jail for a LONG time. This is his second offense and Georgia is tough on crime!
On the flip side, we think Phaedra’s new mortuary business will do well. She’s a Scorpio, she will rise above the drama; find self worth and move on with a stronger spiritual foundation. Astrochicks thinks Phaedra and Apollo got caught up in the game, forgot that family is the most important, and they don’t need to live such a lavish lifestyle.
Astrochicks, psychic astrology prediction is Phaedra will stand by her man, but we think Real Housewives of Atlanta will replace her. Bravo needs to do some serious background checks on these girls, everyone’s super shady.
I love Phaedra Parks, I wish her the best and I hope she stays strong. Thoughts and prayers.
Only a true psychic could make such a wildly imaginative prediction that a man destined for football stardom would instead achieve public recognition and fame as a medium.
It is hard to think of two more differing career paths but Derek Acorah is the man that actually followed that very pathway and he is now in demand wherever he goes, as people seek peace and comfort through communication with their lost loved ones.
Long before Derek Acorah (real name Derek Francis Johnson) even followed his original dream to become a professional footballer, he experienced his first psychic connection.
At just six years of age, he was at his grandmother’s house and he encountered a man on the landing as he was heading down the stairs. Obviously at such a tender age his understanding of what he was witnessing was limited and he simply thought that there was an intruder in the house and ran to fetch his grandmother to tell her all about it.
His grandmother asked him to describe the person he had seen and showed him a series of photographs when she suspected who it was that Derek had come face to face with. When he was shown a picture of his late grandfather who had passed away a few years before Derek was born he immediately recognised it to be the same man, confirming very early on his life that he had psychic powers as he had made a spiritual connection with his late grandfather aged just six years old.
Derek certainly had an early calling and you can also find a host of naturally talented medium’s and make use of their abilities through the sites like TheCircle.
Moving on from football
Having signed for Liverpool football club at the age of 15 Derek was hopeful of a glittering sporting career but a serious knee injury put paid to any of these ideas.
He found himself drawn to the Spiritualist churches dotted around the North West and started to help out with voluntary spirit rescue work and this lead to him doing various demonstrations of his abilities and conducting private readings for people.
Derek Acorah then set up an office in Liverpool and started to experience a rapid increase in his popularity and notoriety.
This led to a book deal and a regular spot on the talk show hosted by the radio presenter James Whale. Having carried on with this for a couple of years he was then invited by Granada TV to take part in a programmed called Livetime, where he conducted psychic readings live on-air.
Various other shows were commissioned for Derek to showcase his talents and with doubt the show that made him a household name was Most Haunted.
He says that he feels deeply privileged to have been given the opportunity to help others find peace and comfort through his psychic powers of communication and honoured to have been given unique access to scared places throughout the world.
Controversy sometimes tries to impede his path but his natural talent and comforting manner mean that Derek Acorah will always be considered by many to be a true guiding spirit.
Madison Hyde likes to keep up with the latest news on the supernatural and the unexplained. An avid writer, she likes to share what she finds by posting on various Internet sites.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have their Gucci purses locked and loaded. The Rodeo Drive line has been drawn, with Lisa Vanderpump’s team on one side and Brandi Glanville’s on the other. What does the future hold for our lovely ladies? Check out our astrology psychic predictions.
In RHOBH sneak preview, we hear Lisa Vanderpump a practical Virgo girl warn, “Don’t forget, I’m one of the best friends you’ve ever had Missy.” Astrochicks thinks she’s reprimanding Brandi, who’s been stirring the pot. In fact, Astrochicks agrees. Lisa, who loves the underdog had always been protective of Brandi the manipulative Scorpio girl, even when she was straight up nasty.
For Kyle Richards a Capricorn, the stars have collided this season. Why is she always embroiled in constant drama? Are the Real Housewives jealous of her perfect life and marriage? Probably not, well maybe Brandi is, after all, she’s a naughty Scorpio girl. Every Real Housewife appears to be jockeying for head bitch. The winner is ….
Carlton’s a crazy character, who’s hypersensitive and a drama mama, who takes herself WAY too seriously. Either she’s very insecure or a complete narcissist. Constantly projecting her negative attitude on Kyle. What’s up with that? Maybe she’s just an amazing actress or a whacked out Wicca chick!
Astrochicks is not feeling this season of RHOBH. It reminds us of a cheesy soap opera drama, as Days of Our Lives. Next, one of the girls will be possessed. Who writes this crap? Hopefully, Andy Cohen will dial down the drama and show more of the lavish lifestyles they lead.
When it comes to Astrology, karma will be knocking at several of the girls cosmic doors. Our RHOBH astrology predictions are as follows: Lisa Vanderpump a Virgo will leave Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards a Virgo will get a new love interest (Jimmy McNichols, please), Brandi Glanville a Scorpio will enter rehab, and Kyle Richards a Capricorn will get a spin off show.Yolanda Foster a Capricorn will leave due to her health, Cartlon Gebbia, who claims to be 40 (really 46) and Joyce an Aries will return as “friends of the housewives.”
With a couple of VIP seats open for casting, we predict two new fabulous Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies will join the cast. Personally, we would love to see Lisa Rhinna and Brandi’s arch nemesis, LeAnn Rimes jump aboard. Stay tuned.