DANCING WITH THE STARS, Mike the Situation Partner Karina Smirnoff, No Bachelorette Ali?

The new cast of Dancing With the Stars cast was announced last night. Sadly, Bachelorette Ali and her future hubby Roberto were not on the list. Astrochicks was surprised that ABC chose Bristol Palin and Margaret Cho over our girl Ali. The only cast member who looks remotely fun is David Hasselhoff and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.

On Monday, Dancing With the Stars rehearsal was in full swing. Mike the Situation, was reportedly absent because he’s wrapping up production of Jersey Shore. “I’m going to lose a couple days practice,” Mike Sorrentino told People magazine. “But I don’t mind being the underdog. I promise to try my hardest and practice as much as I can and be the best that I can be. I hope the Situation Nation shows up to support me. … I have a ticket or two reserved for Pauly D and Snooki.”

The Sitch admits he’s feeling pretty lucky these days, given the fact that, come September 20, when the new season of “DWTS” begins, he’ll be on two hit shows. “It’s pretty unbelievable for me to be on one of the biggest shows on MTV to one of the biggest shows on TV,” he explained. “There’s enough Situation to go around.”

Mike the Situation, born under the zodiac sign of Cancer, should be a fan favorite. I think our GTL reality star should have some mad dance skills and bring more fun to the Dancing With the Stars show.  Most likely he will be paired up with either Cheryl Burke or a new rumor is Karina Smirnoff. Will that translate into a off screen romance? A source told In Touch, that Karina thinks Mike the Situation is cute. Should be interesting.

Although Bachelorette Ali and Roberto won’t be on the show, Astrochicks will still watch DWTS.  Astrologically, we predict that Mike the Situation will  make it to the final four. Stay tuned!

DANCING WITH THE STARS Rumor, Bachelorette Ali Out, Will Roberto Martinez Appear on the Show?

I’m so shocked that Ali Fedotowsky has not been announced to appear on Dancing With the Stars this season. In a recent Extra interview, she confirms she has not been asked to appear on the show. Has her fiance Roberto Martinez been invited to put on his dancing shoes? What’s the official Dancing With the Stars rumor? The answer is yes. Not sure if it’s true, but I’m sure Bachelorette fans want to see either Roberto or Ali.

According to MSNBC. The girls line up is: teen mom Bristol Palin, sexy Audrina Patridge, comedian Margaret Cho, actress Jennifer Grey, Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson, and singer Brandy.

For the boys, ABC has cast the following: singer Michael Bolton, basketball player Rick Fox, Baywatch David Hasselhoff, Jersey Shore Mike the Situation, and who else? It leaves room for three more guys. Astrochicks is crossing her fingers that Roberto Martinez will be one of the remaining three.

The only two cast members on Dancing With the Stars I’m excited about is Mike the Situation and Audrina Patridge. Why would they choose Margaret Cho over Ali Fedotowsky? UGH! I guess ABC casting is trying to pick a wide spectrum of celebrities to appeal to all fans.  Originally Kristie Alley was asked to appear on the show but passed on the opportunity. She posted on her Twitter page she was too chicken to go on the show. Come on Kristie, think of all the weight you would lose.

Anyway, ABC will make the official cast announcement on August 30th. Don’t forget to wish Roberto Martinez a Happy Birthday! You can follow him here on Twitter.

DANCING WITH THE STARS Rumors, Mike the Situation, Bachelorette Ali and Roberto Martinez Fan Favorites to Win?

Dancing With the Stars has cast an interesting show this season.  The dance floor will be flooded with reality stars including: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Audrina Partridge, and maybe even Ali and Roberto from the Bachelorette. The newest cast members announced is Bristol Palin and David Hassellhoff, I hear the Hoff does a mean salsa.

In a new interview with Extra, Ali Fedotowsky was asked if she was joining Dancing With the Stars, along with her fiance, Roberto Martinez. Here’s what Bachelorette Ali said. “No, we really haven’t been asked,” Ali lamented, as we chatted with her at a Gold’s Gym, where she was trying out UbiSoft’s new dance workout WII game. “I swear! Call me, I would love to!” Astrochicks is surprised Bachelorette Ali hasn’t been asked but Bristol Palin has. Is Bachelorette Ali keeping a secret? They definitely would be a fan favorite. Two hard working Virgos, would take those sexy dance moves very seriously.

Twitter is buzzing about Bristol Palin’s casting on DWTS and one particular tweet stood out on Twitter: @Jesus_M_Christ: Bristol Palin is considered a “star” but Pluto is no longer a planet? Messed up. We couldn’t agree more but Republicans love Sarah Palin and her baby girl Bristol. I wonder what Levi Johnston thinks about all of this? That’s right, he’s too busy running for Mayor of Wasila to care.

Astrologically, it looks like Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino or Roberto Martinez have the best chance for winning Dancing With the Stars. America loves Jersey Shore and the Bachelorette. In the end, it will depend on which dance partners each one gets. I expect Mike the Situation to definitely make it to the final four, born under the zodiac sign of Cancer, he will emotionally connect with the audience.  Can’t wait till the season starts.

BACHELORETTE ALI, Her Hot Sexual Chemistry With Roberto and Love For Bad Boys!

Bachelorette, Ali Fedotowsky, up until tonight has been looking for love in all the wrong places. Now, after having an epiphany on the Bachelor, kicking Jake Pavelka to the curb for Facebook, is back and ready to fall in love. Or is she?

Most fans have questioned Mike Fleiss’ choice in picking Ali Fedotowsky over Tenley.  After all, Ali as the Bachelorette is not as likable as Trista, Tenley, or Jillian.  She’s more like a Deanna Pappas, the girl you love to hate. Guys may find her hotter but will she really find love in the end? She seems like such a drama mama.

Ali our Bachelorette, is a practical Virgo girl and wants everyone to know her hearts in the right place this time, she’s not focused on her pocket book. That doesn’t mean she’s not picky because she is. She says, “Going in I thought how good it was going to feel to give someone a rose. That made me excited,” she says. “I never thought what it would feel like not giving someone a rose. I didn’t like hurting someone else or making someone feel like ‘Did I do something wrong?’ ”

Well, what we do know is Roberto gets the first impression rose and of course she keeps Justin the wrestling dude from Canada. Justin is guaranteed to be this seasons villain. Especially when his “girlfriends” contact Ali to give her the 411 on his bad boy ways. Roberto, oozes that sexy Latin charm that Bachelorette Ali finds irresistible. They definitely have hot sexual chemistry together.

Bachelorette Ali promises, “You’re going to see me get mad, cry, be happy, stressed out,” Fedotowsky says. “The real me — the good, bad and the ugly.” Don’t worry Ali, fans and Vienna saw your ugly side on Jake Pavelka’s Bachelor season. Hopefully this season, we will get to see Ali find her Prince Charming for all the right reasons.

THE BACHELORETTE, Spoiler Alert, Ali Fedotowsky’s Picture Perfect Fantasy Date in Portugal!!!

The Bachelorette, Ali Fedotowsky,  is just a few weeks away from choosing her Prince Charming. Will she have a happily ever after?  She took her would be suitors, to the beautiful country of Iceland. They arrived just in time for the March Mustache Madness. During March, the men in Iceland (maybe a few women) grow mustaches to raise cancer awareness.

In celebration of the Bachelorette’s arrival, Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokul volcano actually erupted after being dormant for two centuries. Not only is that pretty sexy, rather symbolic. Is Ali full of passion for her harem of men? Will see.

They left Iceland on April 4th and headed to Portugal. In this new photo,  Ali is “jumping for joy.” It looks like our Facebook girl is dreaming of diamonds and a million dollar televised wedding on TV. Dancing with the Stars gig, etc.

The photo was taken by Pedro Moura Pinheiro, who happen to stumble upon the show being filmed in Lisbon. On April 12, he said on Twitter:

They were filming in Camões (biggish crew, around 2/3 cams, multiple assistants), and she jumped a few times, I caught the second jump.

If you decide to hop on a plane, the cast is  staying at the Sheraton Lisboa Hotel and Spa. Among the romantic sites toured: São Jorge Castle, the route of tram 28 and Sintra.

All this crazy info, compliments of Fans of Reality TV. Bachelorette sleuths are out in full force. If predictions are correct, it appears that Ty and Kirk will make it to the final four.

I’m glad they changed it up this season, not crazy about Ali being the Bachelorette. I would have preferred Tenley and I think alot of other fans would agree. Who knows, Ali loves the drama, and can be rather demanding. Of course,  a few guys will have girlfriends, work issues, erectile dysfunction  and will be ceremoniously kicked to the curb. The new season premieres on May 24th. Can’t Wait!!!

THE BACHELORETTE, Spoiler Alert, Ali Says She Wants a Humble Guy, Will She Pick a Jake Lookalike???

Fans of the Bachelorette franchise, are out in full force sleuthing on the web to find out who Ali’s final guy might be. Ali, the new Bachelorette, is originally from Williamstown, Massachusetts. In 2006, she moved to San Francisco to take a job at Facebook. After some friendly encouragement, she auditioned for the Bachelor. Some say to find love, some believe it was for fame and fortune.

Although she left Jake to return to her job, Mike Fleiss made her an offer she couldn’t refuse.  Now the cranky blond gets to have 25 hot guys competing for her attention.

Ali says she wants a guy who is reliable, funny and humble guy who will challenge her. No mention of hotness, but I’m pretty sure that will be a prerequisite.  She’s an outdoorsy chick as well, she likes to wake board, play soccer, so no couch potatoes please.

In the next few weeks, Ali, will pick her Prince Charming. Who will be the lucky dude? One web detective thinks a guy by the name of Kasey may be one of her final four. He has a striking resemblance to Jake, could pass for his much taller and better looking brother.

Last week, she was spotted filming in New York with her hot hunks. Excited fans reported that she and her hopeful husbands-to-be were filmed on a group date at the American Museum of Natural History on Monday. She was also spotted in Central Park and at the Lion King on Broadway.

Next stop is Iceland, where she is scheduled to fall in love, somewhere between molten lava of a volcano and a hot bubbling geyser. Will Ali and her new man be the next Trista and Ryan? Although Mike Fleiss calls her America’s Sweetheart, based on fan comments I think Tenley had that title. Ali just seems way too bossy to be sweet. She’s reportedly a Virgo?

Word is all the guys are incredibly good looking, so at least we know the next Bachelor will be quite a catch.