The 15 Stages of Online Dating for Men & Women

Have you ever thought about what your dating life looks like to your friends and family? Aren’t you curious whether some snarky comments on your love life make any sense to people who care about you?

If you are in a relationship and have been dating for a long time, it’s a perfect opportunity to recall a few remarkable moments happened to you as a couple and define which stage your relationship is at. And Russian single girls is not an exception here. Some of you may consider the dating list as a short one, some say it is way too long but in general, that is how nowadays the sparkle from your first date turns into the official wedding proposal leading to “I do”.

  1. You’ve met a date on a dating site.

Girls: I hope that he is not a serial killer.
Guys: I am looking forward to meeting the pretty face I’ve seen in the profile and hope it was the real one.

  1. You’ve met at the coffee house on a Saturday evening.

Girls: Hurray, he did not kill me!
Guys: Thank God, she looks like her picture.

  1. You’ve shared impressions with your friends.

Girls: He’s cute, polite and nice to other people!
Guys: She is hot.

  1. You’ve gone on a second date.

Girls: Still trying to figure out if he’s on the FBI’s Top 10 Most Wanted List
Guys: I’ve enjoyed the evening; hope the night will be less about talking and more about acting. According to the latest researches, my hopes are not in vain.

  1. You’ve visited his/her place.

Girls: How clean it is! Is he trying to make a good impression or is his mom with the cleaning stuff hiding in the wardrobe? Huh, she is not there. Good boy!
Guys: Why such a beautiful creature needs SO much cosmetics? Does she eat it or what? A wide bed. Good.

  1. You’ve done it.

Girls and Guys: It was good. Really good.  No one is perfect, right?

7. You’ve gone on a third date.

Girls and Guys: She wears a beautiful dress. He likes it. You are in a fancy restaurant, you both feel like adults on a real date. Both think about how serious your relationship is getting.

  1. You’ve introduced each other to your friends.

Girls and Guys: Both are a bit puzzled with their names, but you like these guys.

  1. You ‘ve introduced your beloved to your pet.

The cat begins to ignore him/her straight away, the dog jumps on your date’s knees and tries to lick him/her.

  1. You’ve finally remembered his/her friend’s names and have met them on your own.

Girls and Guys: You laugh at their jokes and imagine which of your friends can make out with his/hers.

  1. You’ve gone on a weekend trip together.

Girls and Guys: You go a couple of hours by car to a romantic place and stay for the whole day or two. You even don’t want to kill each other.

  1. You’ve met your date’s parents.

Girls: She puts on a beautiful dress. Brings a gift to your mother, praise her scarf and helps cooking.
Guys: He puts on a suit. Gives a bunch of roses to your mom, goes smoking with your dad and survives it all. The parents are ready to get you married.

  1. The first fight.

Girls: I should make it up with him immediately. It is our first fight.
Guys: What was that about?

  1. He has suggested moving in together.

Girls: YAY! He gave me the key, cleared several shelves and bought me a toothbrush.
Guys: Great! I don’t have to eat fast-food anymore!

15. He proposed to you and you got married.

You feel like you are over the moon because according to the parents from the whole world you have reached one of your main life goals. The time of “and they lived happily ever after” finally came.

Of course, the dating stages, as well as the examples, should not be taken too seriously. However, they reflect some interesting steps couples make during their courtship that leads to falling in love.