The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have their Gucci purses locked and loaded. The Rodeo Drive line has been drawn, with Lisa Vanderpump’s team on one side and Brandi Glanville’s on the other. What does the future hold for our lovely ladies? Check out our astrology psychic predictions.
In RHOBH sneak preview, we hear Lisa Vanderpump a practical Virgo girl warn, “Don’t forget, I’m one of the best friends you’ve ever had Missy.” Astrochicks thinks she’s reprimanding Brandi, who’s been stirring the pot. In fact, Astrochicks agrees. Lisa, who loves the underdog had always been protective of Brandi the manipulative Scorpio girl, even when she was straight up nasty.
For Kyle Richards a Capricorn, the stars have collided this season. Why is she always embroiled in constant drama? Are the Real Housewives jealous of her perfect life and marriage? Probably not, well maybe Brandi is, after all, she’s a naughty Scorpio girl. Every Real Housewife appears to be jockeying for head bitch. The winner is ….
Carlton’s a crazy character, who’s hypersensitive and a drama mama, who takes herself WAY too seriously. Either she’s very insecure or a complete narcissist. Constantly projecting her negative attitude on Kyle. What’s up with that? Maybe she’s just an amazing actress or a whacked out Wicca chick!
Astrochicks is not feeling this season of RHOBH. It reminds us of a cheesy soap opera drama, as Days of Our Lives. Next, one of the girls will be possessed. Who writes this crap? Hopefully, Andy Cohen will dial down the drama and show more of the lavish lifestyles they lead.
When it comes to Astrology, karma will be knocking at several of the girls cosmic doors. Our RHOBH astrology predictions are as follows: Lisa Vanderpump a Virgo will leave Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards a Virgo will get a new love interest (Jimmy McNichols, please), Brandi Glanville a Scorpio will enter rehab, and Kyle Richards a Capricorn will get a spin off show.Yolanda Foster a Capricorn will leave due to her health, Cartlon Gebbia, who claims to be 40 (really 46) and Joyce an Aries will return as “friends of the housewives.”
With a couple of VIP seats open for casting, we predict two new fabulous Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies will join the cast. Personally, we would love to see Lisa Rhinna and Brandi’s arch nemesis, LeAnn Rimes jump aboard. Stay tuned.