What’s the deal with Big Rich Texas? Is Leslie Birkland, really engaged to Rip Mason, or is this a reality showmance? I’m fascinated by these big haired, botoxed, shallow girls. Well, actually I’m obsessed with the reality show. Warning, Big Rich Texas, spoilers ahead.

In a recent episode, Bonnie Blossman, secretly planned an engagement party Leslie and Rip, of course it was a surprise. The only problem, Leslie flipped the script and arrived without her man. Besides, who wants to marry a guy named Rip…

A mortified Leslie, proceeded to distract her friends with massive amounts of booze and the promise of a trip to the Big Easy. Gee, I wonder if Rip will be there? . Despite no Rip, they all got drunk and Bonnie’s husband picked a fight with Leslie’s son Tyler.  Rehab anyone?

Not to worry, Leslie Birkland and Rip Mason, made their engagement announcement via Celebuzz. Seriously?  How old is this guy anyway? Well, it doesn’t matter because love is blind, when you’re flashing all that money. Leslie and Rip, are going to have a big fabulous wedding in Maui, next summer.

What Astrochicks finds laughable, now that Kalyn is pure, she’s no longer allowed to date without Leslie’s permission. Leslie explains, “With Kalyn’s fresh start since the baptism, we agreed that she’s going to let me meet any new boyfriend before she continues dating.” So, imagine Leslie’s surprise when she walks in on Kalyn Skyping with a guy. I guess all these new rules, the poor girl, has to troll online for dates and sex. After all, she’s almost 20. Surely, there has to be some rich handsome dudes in Dallas.

Kalyn’s mom, Terry, a Gemini mama is quite the handful. Our baby girl, still bears the emotional scars of being a latch key kid. Her mom Terry, wants to make amends, but Astrochicks thinks she just wants to be on TV. Unfortunately, we don’t know what sign Kalyn is, but if we had to guess, we would think she’s a Pisces girl. Here’s a local newspaper article about her, here.

With, Big Rich Texas’s, finale only a couple of weeks away, what cliff hangers will they leave us with. Maybe Leslie and Rip will break up? Kalyn will break her purity vows and run off to Vegas and get married? Ha, it has to be something super crazy. Stay tuned.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.