REAL HOUSEWIVES Miami Rumors, Joanna and Roman Break Up, Adriana Getting Fired?

Real Housewives of Miami has gotten a facelift, Bravo gave it a nip tuck, and moved our ladies to Sunday night.

Tonight, the girls attended the dinner party from hell. Our Taurus girl, Joanna Krupa, had her cat claws out, ready to scratch Adriana’s eyes out for smacking her. It went downhill from there.

For Adriana De Moura, we predict this is her last season on Real Housewives of Miami. She’s too much of a Bitter Betty, never lets anyone talk, and basically has no storyline. Also, she’s moving on a beat up boat, go home girl, that’s not glamourus. Go ahead Andy, fire her, we know you want to.

For Joanna Krupa, she’s trying desperately to hold on to her boyfriend, Roman. After dealing with his cheating ways, Roman’s upset about her drinking. Well, he would probably be cocktailing too, if he caught Joanna writing love notes to another dude.

Roman’s other issue, he’s not happy about Joanna’s cat fight with Adriana and how embarrassing it was for her to behave the way she did. He’s willing to accept that people “f–k up,” but makes her promise that if they’re out together, she won’t drink. Sure, as long as you don’t cheat, Roman. Deal?

Astrologically speaking, Joanna born under the sign of Taurus, can be a stubborn girl. She’s loyal and loves her man Roman, but he appears to be more unhappy with her, versus happy. Astrochicks predicts that 2013 will be a turning point for our girl. If Roman doesn’t put a wedding ring on it and marry her, she should move on. Plus, she’s sex deprived. What’s up with that?

In other Real Housewives of Miama rumors, Reality Tea reports, Joanna Krupa has split from Roman, after Real Housewives of Miami finished filming. She was tired of him waffling over setting a wedding date. “Having Joanna walk out was a big dose of reality,” the source asserts. “Romain is madly in love with her and doesn’t want to lose her.” Hmm, I wonder if the break up was permanent?

The good news is Astrochicks predicts big career opportunities for Joanna, we see her spending more time in LA, and taking advantage of all that fame and fortune Real Housewives brings. To get the latest juicy gossip on Real Housewives of Miami, you can click here.





Posted by Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.


This article has 2 Comments

  1. I thought Joanna and Roman did finally tie the knot, but with any relationship that is in the spotlight their status can change in an instant. My favorite this season is Lisa; she seems to keep the drama to a minimum which is nice and a change of pace from the other housewives. I was only able to watch part of this episode because I had to go into work at DISH. I wasn’t sure I would make it back in time before the re-runs aired so I decided to record it on my DISH Hopper. There is a ton of DVR recording room, this way I can record the rest of the season and it won’t take up much space. Overall, I think Joanna is a good person, and hopefully this show hasn’t completely destroyed her relationship with Roman.

  2. JOANA is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!! Wish she’d move onto someone who LOVES her totally & treats her like a
    true princess & is a self-made billionaire or from
    “ole money”!! Ole HAG adriana is sooooo f’ing UGLY,
    truly UGLY & that boyfriend of hers is UGLIER than
    sin!! All the ole HAG adriana does is yap, yap, yap,
    yap (in her stupid a&& broken English!!)about NOTHING,
    she brings NOTHING 2 the table! I adore Miss K, the Dentist, she is BEAUTIFUL, wish she’d find a wealthy man who would treat her like a Queen!! The young woman married to the plastic surgeon is sweet & I like that JOANA, Miss K & she are friends!! That dumbie whose son ATTACHED the homeless man otta be SHUTTING HER TRAP, her mama’s boy might/SHOULD be going to prison!! Just found this site, I like it!! <3

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