Real Housewives of Miami has gotten a facelift, Bravo gave it a nip tuck, and moved our ladies to Sunday night.
Tonight, the girls attended the dinner party from hell. Our Taurus girl, Joanna Krupa, had her cat claws out, ready to scratch Adriana’s eyes out for smacking her. It went downhill from there.
For Adriana De Moura, we predict this is her last season on Real Housewives of Miami. She’s too much of a Bitter Betty, never lets anyone talk, and basically has no storyline. Also, she’s moving on a beat up boat, go home girl, that’s not glamourus. Go ahead Andy, fire her, we know you want to.
For Joanna Krupa, she’s trying desperately to hold on to her boyfriend, Roman. After dealing with his cheating ways, Roman’s upset about her drinking. Well, he would probably be cocktailing too, if he caught Joanna writing love notes to another dude.
Roman’s other issue, he’s not happy about Joanna’s cat fight with Adriana and how embarrassing it was for her to behave the way she did. He’s willing to accept that people “f–k up,” but makes her promise that if they’re out together, she won’t drink. Sure, as long as you don’t cheat, Roman. Deal?
Astrologically speaking, Joanna born under the sign of Taurus, can be a stubborn girl. She’s loyal and loves her man Roman, but he appears to be more unhappy with her, versus happy. Astrochicks predicts that 2013 will be a turning point for our girl. If Roman doesn’t put a wedding ring on it and marry her, she should move on. Plus, she’s sex deprived. What’s up with that?
In other Real Housewives of Miama rumors, Reality Tea reports, Joanna Krupa has split from Roman, after Real Housewives of Miami finished filming. She was tired of him waffling over setting a wedding date. “Having Joanna walk out was a big dose of reality,” the source asserts. “Romain is madly in love with her and doesn’t want to lose her.” Hmm, I wonder if the break up was permanent?
The good news is Astrochicks predicts big career opportunities for Joanna, we see her spending more time in LA, and taking advantage of all that fame and fortune Real Housewives brings. To get the latest juicy gossip on Real Housewives of Miami, you can click here.