What’s the latest in “Fifty Shades of Hulk Hogan.” America’s favorite WWE superstar, is entangled in a scandalous sex tape, which gives fan a serious case of yuck. What’s even funnier is the Hulk has recieved a HUGE offer from a porn company, desperate times equals desperate measures.

Maboot said it best, “A Hulk Hogan sex tape? The very words are enough to disgust most decent people. To his credit, it doesn’t appear that ‘The Hulkster’ knows that he’s being taped which begs another question that we really don’t want the answer to: who is sufficiently depraved to record a video of Hulk Hogan having sex?”

I guess Hulk Hogan shouldn’t be too embarassed, according to the porn company, they have nothing but praise for his “family jewels.”

The letter states, “While this may be an embarrassing ordeal for you to go through right now, it doesn’t need to be … you are ‘bigger’ than Andre the Giant where it matters.” The site says they have an “open checkbook” if Hulk is interested in signing a deal. Heck why not, look what porn has done for Kim Kardashian.

Hulk Hogan, born under the sign of Leo, must really enjoy the attention. After all, he is 59 years old. The word is the tape isn’t that sexy, the Hulkster, is shown answering his cell phone while doing the dirty deed. Gee, that girl must feel good. Astrochicks thinks Hogan should take the money and run.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.