Why is Kris Humphries so unlucky in love? He may be a basketball star on the court but when it comes to relationships off the court, he seems to have REALLY bad taste in women.

Not only is Humphries battling Kim Kardashian for a divorce, he’s also fighting with his ex girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj. Although, we think Myla was more of a hook up and she’s milking her 15 minutes of fame.

According to TMZ, Kris Humphries has accused Myla of operating a high class escort service out of a 5 star hotel. Gee, is that how our Aquarius boy met her, she’s the nighttime pleasure queen for famous athletes?

 Joe Tacopina, who now reps Myla, tells TMZ … Kris and his lawyer have been on a search and destroy mission against his client, trying to hide the fact that they have been in a relationship for 5 months. I guess that Humphries doesn’t want Kim to find out that he has a new girlfriend. Why? She’s dating Kayne West. Who cares? I guess may be divorce court will.

Sounds like a shakedown to Astrochicks. Kris Humphries, can’t seem to get any love these days and should really stick to basketball. All these women chasing him are gold diggers and looking to earn some cash off  NBA ass.

Astrologically speaking, Kris Humphries should cut his ties with Kim Kardashian and part ways. Whatever money she’s offering, he should take it and run. Otherwise, when 2013 hits, we predict more bad publicity for him. Although, we do think his basketball career will continue to flourish. For love, we see a new long term relationship for Humphries by 2014, and a wedding in the future. Hang in there dude, not all girls are like Kim and Myla.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.