Terrell Owens in a new GQ interview, paints a sad portrait of an NFL athlete who had it all and lost it. From way too many baby mamas, bad investments, the former football players is almost broke. What’s a Sagittarius dude to do?

Terrell our sexy boy, blew through $80 million dollars in his NFL career and has ZERO to show for it. In a profile story in GQ’s February issue, Owens said his money managers advised him to invest in some shady deals, including an Albama entertainment complex for $2 million. Unfortunately, the venture was illegal in the state and violated NFL policy. Where were his business lawyers?

The next stop, Terrell Owens invested in real estate and that went belly up. His New Jersey pad he paid $3.9 million was sold in 2010 for $ 1.7 million, he said. What’s SUPER crazy, is Owens pays $44,600 a month in child support for his four kids, ages 5 to 12. Three of the four of his baby mama’s have sued him. WTF? What are they SUPERMAN kids, that’s $10k per month, per kid. That’s crazy, his ex girlfriends need to get a job.

Terrell Owens says he’s in hell, lost trust in friends and family. Astrologically as Sagittarius, he needs to reinvent himself. He’s normally a fun loving and free spirited guy, he needs to find a solid business partner to work with to get on track. Maybe Chad Ochocinco? Unfortunately, Terrell will continue to ride the rollercoaster of life, he’s got some hard lessons to learn before he bounces back. Maybe he should start dating a Real Housewive or find a sugar mama. Just sayin…

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.