Teen bride, Courtney Stodden, gave Santa a early Christmas present this year. Dressed in her favorite holiday bikini, she posed for pictures sitting on Santa’s lap letting him know if she’s been naughty or nice.

On Twitter, Courtney Stodden has rewritten “The 12 Days of Christmas”, tweeting, “On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A pretty pair of pink panties…On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two tiny tees…On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three thick thesauri…On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four faux furs…On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Five frisky flings…On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Six Salacious Santas…”

Born under the sign of Virgo, Courtney Stodden was born on August 29, 1994 and recently turned 17 years old. Dang, she looks more like 30. Astrologically, she’s a hard working girl, who knows she’s smart and sexy. Together with her hubby, they’re laughing all the way to the bank.

Astrochicks predicts for her 18th birthday, Courtney will pose for Playboy and probably decide to become an actress in the adult entertainment industry. Of course, you don’t have to be psychic to figure that one out.

I would like to say her Courtney Stodden and her husband Doug Hutchison will live happily ever after. Unfortunately, we predict their marriage will last five years max. After that, our teen bride will want to spread her wings and find someone more age appropriate. You can check out her Santa photos here.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.