Charlie Sheen is no longer winning. Now that Chuck Lorre, the creator and executive producer of Two and a Half Men, has replaced Sheen with Ashton Kutcher, is feeling slightly bitter. I guess it’s a bummer when you realize you won’t be paid $1.8 million dollars per episode anymore.

Charlie Sheen our Virgo dude says, “Ashton Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer. Oh wait, so am I!!” the actor griped Friday. “Enjoy the show America, Enjoy seeing 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB. Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there.”

Ashton Kutcher, an Aquarius, scored the role after Hugh Grant reportedly dropped out of negotiations, will make $650,000 to $750,000 an episode, a source close to the show tells PEOPLE. Not too shabby of a salary. Will Two and Half Men still be a success without Charlie Sheen?

Astrologically, we predict that Ashton Kutcher will have moderate success in the role but may not live up to the hype. There’s a HUGE difference between Kutcher and Charlie Sheen. On the show, he plays himself, and Kutcher is a cougar hunter. We think Ashton will feel the pressure, will they bring Sheen back for cameos? Who knows? The big question is will Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher’s marriage survive under the new spotlight? They have some tough marriage aspects coming up when she turns 50. Stay tuned.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.