OSAMA BIN LADEN Dead, President Obama Roasts Donald Trump at Celebrity Dinner!

President Obama is on fire this weekend, not only did he get a chance to put Celebrity President, Donald Trump, in his place. Obama announced this evening that the US Navy Seals captured and killed Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan this weekend. How’s that for taking care of business?

Over the weekend during the annual correspondents dinner, President Obama a proud Leo, got to show his humorous side and poke fun at Trump asking for his birth certificate. Dumping air strikes on “The Donald” he got a chance to roast the Celebrity President wannabe. Obama said: “Donald Trump is here. I know he’s taken some flack recently, but no one is more ready to put the birther issue to rest than the Donald,” Obama said. “So he can focus real issues at hand facing America, like ‘Did we really land on the moon?’ ‘What really happened in Roswell?’ And, ‘Where are Biggie and Tupac?’” HILARIOUS!

I’m sure by the time the correspondents dinner was over, Donald Trump, probably wanted to crawl back under his gold plated rock. President Obama even made fun of his Celebrity Apprentice show he said: “We all know about your credentials, and your breadth of experience,” the President joked. “For example, on a recent episode of “Celebrity Apprentice,” at the steakhouse, the men’s cooking team did not impress the men from Omaha Steaks. There was lots of blame to go around, but you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. Ultimately, you didn’t blame [rapper] Lil Jon or [singer] Meatloaf, you fired Gary Busey. These are the kinds of decisions that keep me up at night. Well handled, sir! Well handled.” LOL!!! Go Obama go.

Astrologically, the stars are aligned for President Obama this week and the death of Osama Bin Laden should guarantee his reelection. He proudly announced this evening: “Tonight I can report to the American people and the world the United States has conducted an operation that has killed Osama Bin Laden,” Obama said. “Today, at my direction, the U.S. launched a targeted operation against that compound. A small team of Americans carried out the operation with extraordinary courage and capability. No Americans were harmed.”

For Donald Trump, he should stick to Celebrity Apprentice. Next he will be asking for Osama Bin Laden’s death certificate. Just sayin…

Posted by Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.

Website: http://www.astrochicks.com

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