Jennifer Aniston has a new best friend and it’s Chelsea Handler. The new version of “Bad Girls Club,” the two cougars hit Mexico to give thanks over the holiday. The two girls sported teeny bikinis and shots of tequila during their vacation stay. No word if boyfriends or dates were allowed.

After Chelsea Handler’s much needed holiday break, she hit the comedy club circuit and added a few new jokes to her routine. The most interesting one was about Angelina Jolie. In her hometown appearance in New Jersey, Chelsea Handler let the crowd know she is NOT a big fan of Jolie. She said, “She’s a homewrecker, she is,” Chelsea started on Angie. “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f***ing b***h.” I wonder what Jennifer Aniston thought of the rant?

Jennifer Aniston, born under the astrology star sign of Aquarius, has a quirky sense of humor. Her new friendship with Chelsea Handler has probably brought out her naughty side and they wanted to get a little girls revenge on Angelina Jolie. Not that Angelina Jolie would care, she’s the one that has yummy Brad Pitt to hold at night.

Chelsea Handler, born under the astrology star sign of Pisces, is actually a very sensitive chick. Sounds like after a couple of drinks, she got to hear all of poor Jennifer’s horror stories about Brad and Angelina. It probably brought out Chelsea’s protective side and what better way to stick up for a friend. Astrochicks can’t wait to hear what Chelsea has to say about John Mayer. Maybe Jennifer Aniston just has bad taste in men? Just sayin…

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.