John Mayer the player is not too happy with Taylor Swift’s new song, Dear John. In her lyrics, she outs Mayer as a self absorbed rocker who’s a cradle robber. In her new song she sings, “Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with, maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love and take it away.” Yes, that’s right Mayer the narcisstic Libra boy.

Mayer a super talented musician and quite the songwriter, is planning on penning his own tune.  I guess it’s important for fans to hear his side of the story. What’s he going to sing about? Maybe call her sex napalm like Jessica Simpson? What about her body’s a wonderland like Jennifer Love Hewitt? Or would John Mayer go even farther calling his fling with Taylor Swift a Fatal Attraction?

Showbiz Spy reports, “Everyone knows John Mayer loves publicity and lives for this type of situation,” an insider told Pop Eater. “Taylor Swift can bet that right now he is sitting in his apartment thinking of some witty way to respond. Writing a response to Dear John called Dear Taylor would be too obvious, so expect something much bigger than that.

Whatever John Mayer decides to do, I’m sure it will be cringe worthy like his other publicity stunts. He always know how to get under ex girlfriends skin. Hopefully he won’t be too mean to Taylor Swift. Of course she’s Sagittarius girl and can stand up for herself.  Plus, if rumors are true, she has a new boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal. As they say, living well is the best revenge.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.