The Lindsay Lohan coverage has gotten crazy. Arrested on Friday, denied bail for failing two drug tests, she was released hours later on $300k bail. That’s a pretty hefty bail for a misdemeanor DUI.

According to reports today, Lindsay Lohan will be return to rehab this week for at least a 30 day stint. She wants to show the judge, that she’s “serious” about her sobriety. What about Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan? Is Mommy and Daddy Dearest still enabling their daughter?

The most vocal parent has been Michael Lohan, who for the last several months said his daughter Lindsay was a drug addict and needed help. His wish may have finally come true. According to a TMZ report, Michael Lohan threatened her lawyer. What? Dang the Lohan’s are addicted to the drama. Daddy Dearest, Michael Lohan, left a voicemail and texts on Shawn Chapman Holley’s phone, threatening to “blow you her out of the water.”

Sources tell TMZ the voicemail — left earlier in the week — also threatened to “dig up dirt” on Shawn, as well as Lindsay’s business manager, Lou Taylor.    Michael left two text messages on Holley’s phone Friday after the court hearing, telling her she should do Lindsay a favor and quit. In another text, Michael claimed Holley and Taylor were destroying the Lohan family.

The only people destroying the Lohan family is Michael Lohan, Dina Lohan, and Lindsay Lohan. How are the lawyers responsible for Lindsay Lohan’s actions? She  keeps relapsing. Time to take responsibility for bad parenting and bad drug habits, Michael Lohan. Just sayin…

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.