Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag deserve their own reality show. Their bizarre behavior after leaving “The Hills” is over the top. The couple who are in the middle of a divorce, some how both went on vacation to the same destination, Costa Rica. In fact, Heidi Montag even told reporters she was thinking about moving there to get away from “Hollywood.” She also mentioned that she might give her marriage to Spencer Pratt a second chance.

Today, in true Spencer Pratt fashion was arrested on a felony weapons charge in Costa Rica. He went on a “wilderness expedition” and was testing out his survival skills in the jungle. After cleansing his soul of fame whoredom, he decided to return to LA with his knives and weapons in tow. Arriving at the Costa Rica airport, armed as if he was ready to star in a Sylvester Stallone movie, he was promptly arrested for his wacky antics.

Spencer Pratt says, “As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”

Spencer later posted this comment on Twitter, ” Arrested in Costa Rica. If I knew the gov’t was Team Jacob, I would have kept my mouth shut. Costa Rican jail smells like children’s tears. And soup. Delicious soup. Spencer Pratt should consider himself lucky he was let of jail. Where in the heck was Heidi Montag his practical Virgo wife in all of this? I’m sure there is more drama to unfold. Stay tuned!

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.