John Mayer had another meltdown recently, this time over gossip magazines speculating on his love life, specifically his ex girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. The singer a former blabbermouth, use to post every dirty thought that buzzed through his head on his official blog,  Twitter page, or interviews with Playboy. Now, it looks Mayer the Player is trying to keep it on the down low.

In the last few weeks, he has been ranting about various blogs claiming he’s dating Jennifer Aniston again. According to the Libra singer, he is not and has no plans to rekindle that fire. He goes one step farther, calling the Huffington Post full of crap. In a recent rant on Tumblr, Mayer wrote, “Next time you get a text from the one you love just text back ‘come over’—no matter what happened in the past”—indicated that he had rekindled his widely-reviled romance with the Bounty Hunter actress. According to Mayer, this is a distorted interpretation. “Huffington Post, this is reporting? How do you pay your writers now, in Silly Bandz? Do you meet your sources in a malt shoppe? Oh please John, you take yourself WAY too seriously. The dude who called his ex girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, crack cocaine and sexual napalm. He even recently switched from Twitter to Tumblr because he was “over it.”

Astrologically, John Mayer is born under the zodiac sign Libra and is about to get his booty kicked cosmically. As they say karma is a bitch, well lets just say Mayer is at the top of her list for the next two years. Of course, if Mayer has been a good boy, he has nothing to worry about. If he hasn’t, it will be time for some soul searching and at the end of his two year journey he should be a happier man. Sadly, love will be his big challenge, if he rises to the occasion during this stressful period, he may just be rewarded with the love his life. At least Mayer has something to look forward to, possibly marriage and kids. Astrochicks advice to Mayer the Player is lighten up dude, maybe it’s time to take a little vacation from your rockstar lifestyle!

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.