The new cast of Dancing With the Stars cast was announced last night. Sadly, Bachelorette Ali and her future hubby Roberto were not on the list. Astrochicks was surprised that ABC chose Bristol Palin and Margaret Cho over our girl Ali. The only cast member who looks remotely fun is David Hasselhoff and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.

On Monday, Dancing With the Stars rehearsal was in full swing. Mike the Situation, was reportedly absent because he’s wrapping up production of Jersey Shore. “I’m going to lose a couple days practice,” Mike Sorrentino told People magazine. “But I don’t mind being the underdog. I promise to try my hardest and practice as much as I can and be the best that I can be. I hope the Situation Nation shows up to support me. … I have a ticket or two reserved for Pauly D and Snooki.”

The Sitch admits he’s feeling pretty lucky these days, given the fact that, come September 20, when the new season of “DWTS” begins, he’ll be on two hit shows. “It’s pretty unbelievable for me to be on one of the biggest shows on MTV to one of the biggest shows on TV,” he explained. “There’s enough Situation to go around.”

Mike the Situation, born under the zodiac sign of Cancer, should be a fan favorite. I think our GTL reality star should have some mad dance skills and bring more fun to the Dancing With the Stars show.  Most likely he will be paired up with either Cheryl Burke or a new rumor is Karina Smirnoff. Will that translate into a off screen romance? A source told In Touch, that Karina thinks Mike the Situation is cute. Should be interesting.

Although Bachelorette Ali and Roberto won’t be on the show, Astrochicks will still watch DWTS.  Astrologically, we predict that Mike the Situation will  make it to the final four. Stay tuned!

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.