Chad Ochocinco is the Ultimate Catch but unfortunately he suffers from the “groupie” syndrome. He likes the flashy girls who are gold diggers who want the NFL lifestyle, the fame, the glory but not the man. Ochocinco is incredibly cute and charming, what girl wouldn’t want a cup of that hot chocolate.

On tonight’s episode, Ochocinco is still infatuated with Rubi, who probably has some loser boyfriend at home who’s mooching off of her. She’s definitely beautiful but I really don’t see what they have in common, her personality is dull. She seems like the typical trophy girlfriend, who grabs your credit card and shops till she drops. I don’t see Rubi wanting to be his kids, step baby mama. Rubi’s more interested in winning the “title,” as she mentioned in her one on one date.  I guess Rubi thinks the “Ultimate Catch” would describe her, when in reality Chad’s the Ultimate Catch. Miss Rubi, is the Ultimate Gold Digger,  who wants the VH1 trophy, not Chad’s NFL heart.

The other chick Chad’s feelin is Tara, really Chad? You’re not looking for love, you’re looking to have your bank account emptied. Such a lusty Capricorn dude.

As I’ve mentioned in earlier blogs, Chad Ochocinco has a Twitter romance going on with Basketball Wives star, Evelyn Lozada. She’s a classy chick that’s probably more his style. He obviously doesn’t need any help in finding women.

If Astrochicks had to pick the best girl for him, I would say Jasmine but I think he sees her only as a homie. Otherwise, it will probably be Rubi and maybe Heather who make it to the final two.

Astrologically, Chad Ochocinco has some hard lessons in love to learn over the next two years, so I would definitely expect to see the Ultimate Catch 2. Stay tuned.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.