Being the ex mistress of Tiger Woods, is a gift that keeps on giving. The newest member to join Celebrity Rehab is Rachel Uchitel. What’s her vice? She’s addicted to pills, is a sex addict and has an obsession with Dr. Drew. His wife must be thrilled.

Originally, Rachel Uchitel turned down Dr. Drew’s offer to appear on the show. Rachel Uchitel only agreed to appear on Celebrity Rehab after sexy Virgo, Dr. Drew, offered a sit down conversation with the gold digger. After a little chit chat, Dr. Drew agreed to pay Uchitel $500k to expose her private secrets. Quite a  coup for Dr. Drew. I’m sure millions of people will turn in to find out about Rachel and her sexual vices. Plus, watch her make sexual advances towards Dr. Drew.

Rachel Uchitel, born under the zodiac sign of Aquarius,is a smart girl. She’s working her 15 minutes of fame like a stripper on a pole. Astrologically, the next two years will be a career high for her and financially beneficial.  In 2012, she will hit a rough period where no one will care who Rachel Uchitel is and her star will fade.

Astrochicks seriously doubts that Dr. Drew can help Rachel Uchitel, three weeks of therapy will not undo all the drama in this girls life. Hopefully, it will give her perspective how she has harmed the wives of the married men she slept with. She needs to do some serious apologizing for her actions.

The new season of Celebrity Rehab should be interesting. Stay tuned.

Written by

Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.