Al Gore has been a naughty boy. No wonder his forty year marriage ended with Tipper Gore.  A woman has come forward stating that the former Vice President tried to assault her during a three hour long massage session in Portland, Oregon. The only problem is she’s come forward after four years and wants a million dollars for her pain and suffering.

The 54 year old chick, Molly Hagerty, sold her soul to National Enquirer and says she has crucial DNA evidence to prove that the assault happened. Astrochicks question is why did it take four years to come forward?  It could have easily been a consensual encounter and now the lady needs some extra cash to buy Kleenex to wipe away all those tears.

A spokesperson for AL Gore “unequivocally and emphatically” denies the sexual assault charges. “He’s not what people think he is,” Hagerty told The ENQUIRER exclusively.  “Al Gore is a pervert and sexual predator!”

I don’t want to be mean but seriously if Al Gore wanted some hanky panky he could have called a  hooker. Maybe he thought the massage services offered a happy ending.

Personally, I think she’s lying.  If anything, she agreed to be with him and now has changed her mind. Why wait four years? Sounds very fishy. She just wants Al Gore to pay her some money to go away.

In police court documents,  Molly Hagerty came forward several weeks after the incident and said, Gore attempted a “big tongue kiss,” “caressed” her “back and buttocks and breasts” and “shoved” her hand down to his pubic region. She also called him a “crazy sex poodle.”

Sounds fishy to me. If it’s true, she deserves to be compensated. If made up, Molly Hagerty should have to pay Al Gore.  Portland Police have reopened the case and are investigating. Stay tuned.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.