Tony Haward, CEO of BP needs a new publicist. After destroying the Gulf with one of the largest oil spill disasters in the world, he has the audacity to say he wants his life back. So do we!

This weekend, the douchebag was spotted in England attending a Yacht race. While enjoying the sea breeze and rubbing elbows with the elite, residents of Louisiana were up to their eyeballs in oil slicks, that has not only destroyed wild life, but the livelihood of thousands of residents.

The reaction in Louisiana?  “You wake up in oil, you go to sleep in oil just about, and so Tony Hayward, Tony Baloney, wherever he’s at, at the race tracks or the yachts, maybe he just needs to stay over there and send the money, and we’ll take care of business,” Grand Isle Mayor David Camardelle said.

Some say poor Tony Hayward deserves a vacation from this nightmare. Seriously? BP has waged war on the gulf! 24 hours a day they are pumping over 60,000 gallons of death into our water. If gulf residents can’t get a break from this disaster, I don’t think any BP executive deserves one either. Fix the problem first, take a vacation afterward.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.