Lindsay Lohan is in big trouble. The judge in her DUI case has issued a bench warrant for Lohan and has sent bail at $100,000 dollars.  Sources are saying she will most likely have to do ten days in jail, submit for random weekly drug testing and fitted for a SCRAM device. Well, at least that’s one way to get her off drugs.

Partying on a yacht last night in Cannes, she sent out a random email to several people begging for a private jet to take her back to Los Angeles. She said, ” I need my friends, and people I work with to PLEASE help me get on a private plane tomorrow by at least 5pm. This is such a horrible thing that’s happened to me and extremely unfortunate. My passports been stolen and the day before my court hearing. I would never ask such a thing, but if there’s anything that I could ever ask of anyone, it would be to help me with this. I must get back on a jet to LA tomorrow. If anyone has planes leaving Nice/Cannes at any time after 11am when I get my passport, please, please, let me know if you can help me. God bless All my love Thank you, Lindsay Lohan.” I wonder if she said that with a cocktail and cigarette in hand?

The latest update is the French consulate have confirmed that Lindsay never filed a police report or request for a new passport. Which means of course she’s lying. Sad situation but hopefully this will force our Taurus girl to get some help. A little time in County Jail does a body good. Just ask your dad Michael Lohan.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.