Lindsay Lohan living la vida loca in Cannes, France has decided to skip her mandatory court appearance in LA on Thursday.  She has reportedly had her passport stolen, or at least that’s what she’s telling the judge. Is that like my dog ate my homework? Oh Lindsay, do you really expect the court to believe you?

Lindsay Lohan, who has been on the highway to hell for quite some time, has skipped alcohol classes, missed multiple court hearings and now will have an arrest warrant issued.  Most likely when she lands in LA this Friday, she will be arrested on the spot and face up to six months in jail. Wow! What a difference a couple of days make.

Lohan, a Taurus seems to be quite a stubborn girl. Thumbing her nose at authorities she continues to party like it’s 1999. What does the future hold for dear sweet Lindsay? A few months in county jail or rehab might do a body good.  She will get out just in time to start shooting her new Linda Lovelace pic, Inferno!

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.