Jon Gosselin must be going broke if he wants custody of the kids. Jealous of Kate’s success, he wants to get his hands on some of her cash. Now that his dreams of stardom have gone up in flames, it’s time to start pimping out those kids to earn a living.

His lawyer, Anthony F. List, accuses Kate of a “Hollywood” parenting style.  He says,  ” she’s no longer the final arbitrator when it comes to the kids.” List recounts a recent phone conversation between the former spouses, who divorced last December after ten years of marriage.

“When Kate Gosselin went back to L.A. for Dancing with the Stars, Jon called her right away and said ‘look, I’ll move in. I’ll watch the kids while you’re gone.’ Kate said no.” Or does the lawyer mean, hell no?

Unfortunately for Jon, he’s had some very bad legal advice. If he spent more time on being a better parent versus chasing women, he might actually win the case. Meanwhile, Kate is dancing all the way to bank.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.