Jesse James mistress, Michelle McGee, and Chelsea Handler are in a Twitter post war of words. Michelle, desperately hanging on to her last second of fame, now that she has found out she is one of the zillion chicks that Jesse James has hooked up with. Now, Michelle has decided to hitch her caboose on Chelsea Handler. Whoa sister, you better put your combat gear on Michelle, you are NO MATCH for our girl Chelsea.
According to EW, McGee does not intimidate easily. Handler struck first blood with a joke on her blog about McGee: “I guess she doesn’t read magazines which makes sense, since she basically has one on her face.” Okay, it’s a funny line. And, quite honestly, a fairly tame one for Handler. But McGee fired back on her Facebook page: “Chelsea, here’s some free advice: Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin. I’ve seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken.”
On her show last night, Handler hit back, first repeating the chicken wing line and wagging her underarms while making jokes about dipping them in blue cheese dressing. But that good humor took a dark turn when she lost her temper a bit and fired off, “First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb b—, okay? It moves….You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead — and probably Jesse James’ balls. So shut your face.” (See clip after the jump.)
Yesterday, Chelsea Handler sat down with Larry King to promote her new book, “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang”. When asked if she would have Michelle McGee on her show, she replied definitely not. Basically, she doesn’t want bottom feeders on the show.
This morning, Michelle McGee fired back, “Dear Chelsea, glad to see my grandma’s old clothes put to good use in your wardrobe. Her mu-mu’s look AMAZING on you. P.S. You need to hire another midget to hold up those saggy boobies of yours…all that breast feeding from Chuy has really taken its toll”.
Astrochicks message to Michelle McGee, honey Chelsea’s been in Playboy, is a best selling author and has her own TV show. Hefner wouldn’t even use your photo for toilet paper. Give it up, go back to your pole dancing for dollars. Team Chelsea and Team Sandra all the way.