Rachel Uchitel has come a long way from being the distraught 9/11 widow to Tiger Wood’s mistress. After multiple plastic surgeries, lip implants she looks like a Playboy centerfold.

Tiger Woods has found out paying for her silence doesn’t come cheap. According to TMZ, his affair with the gold digger cost him $10 million dollars in hush money. There were numerous reports Rachel settled on the morning of a scheduled Gloria Allred-style news conference for anywhere between $2 – 5 million.

But according to TMZ sources, he was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from his number one girl, that he folded like a cheap suit, and offered the huge $10 million sum in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement.

This is amid reports that Tiger’s entourage helped set up arrangements with his harem of women. According to a report in Vanity Fair, Bryon Bell, his childhood friend, helped to organize his affairs, reports The Times.

Tiger Woods needs to hook up with Jesse James to get some mistress advice. The only gift Jesse ever gave his girls was a crappy West Coast Choppers t-shirt.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.