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Chelsea Handler not only banged out another book, she added another year to her birthday calendar.  The smart, sexy and funny Pisces girl turned 35. In her new book, ‘Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang’ , she offers reader a smorgasbord of essays that pokes fun at herself and the wacky people in her life.

Still recovering from a recent break up with her boyfriend, who just happens to be her boss, is taking her new found single status in stride. She says, “He signed off on the book before we broke up,” she tells The Post. “If he’s mad about it now, he’s going to have to deal with that by himself.”

Handler, 35, believes people drink up her humor because it’s self-deprecating and honest. “It’s also easy reading,” she notes. “It’s like a second- or third-grade reading level.”

For now, the bawdy blonde is reveling in her success and her newly single life. “I’m enjoying this time before I’m in another relationship,” she says, adding that she has very few requirements for her next romantic partner. “Just a fair amount of English.”

Now that she’s jumping back into the dating pool, I think she should date a string of guys who have dated Hollywood’s biggest psycho chicks in the biz. Afterward, she could write a best selling book about her experience.

My top picks would be, Edward Norton,  John Mayer, Guy Ritchie and Dennis Rodman.  On Ed Norton, anyone who can spend a couple of years with Courtney Love has got to be loony himself. John Mayer, just because I want to hear him tweet about how hot Chelsea is in bed, or have him blab to the papers why he had to break her heart. Guy Ritchie, just because I would like to see her star in one of his movies. Plus, after being with Vadge for ten years, the guy could use a good laugh. Last but not least, Dennis Rodman, I hear he likes rich and successful women and likes to show them a good time. What a pair those two would make.