In news of the retarded, a Florida woman crashed her car while shaving her bikini area. Hello! According to the arrest report, on March 2, Megan Mariah Barnes told Florida State Trooper Gary Dunick that she was on her way to Key West to meet her boyfriend, and that she “wanted to be ready for the visit.” So, police say she had her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding in the passenger seat, take the wheel while she attended to her pubic hair.
The results weren’t pretty. Going 45 mph, Barnes and Judy are said to have rear-ended a car that had slowed to make a left turn. A day earlier, Barnes had been convicted of numerous driving infractions, including DUI with a prior arrest and driving with a suspended license. She had been ordered to impound her car, her license was revoked for five years, and she had been placed on probation for nine months.
It was reported the women continued to drive another 1/2 mile and got her ex hubby to switch seats with her to make it look like he was driving. Well, he was kinda driving. My question is why in the world was her ex husband with her while she’s going to visit another guy. Also, she should really do something about that hair. Hilarious!