The Price of Beauty, a new show by Jessica Simpson, it features our crazy Cancer girl, plus her  best friends Ken Paves and CaCee Cob  traveling the world to discover how beauty is defined.

It’s a really fun show, Jessica travels the world to reveal what makes a chick hot. In Uganda, fat is beautiful. In fact, before marriage they have a “fatty hut” where women spend two months getting extra chunky for their man. We are not talking a little fat, we are talking at least 150 pounds overweight.  I guess the “Biggest Loser” reality show WOULD NOT be very popular here. Chubby chases, hit Uganda, if you want a whole lotta lovin.

In Brazil, the bigger the booty, the more popular you are. The men don’t like skinny girls. In Latin America, when a man has a pot belly, it’s a sign that he is rich not only in body but in his pocket book as well.

Jessica continues on to Asia and some other exotic locations. Another definite watch on VH1 this season, the new show premieres March 15th. Here is a sneak peek.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.