Move over girls, Ali has been crowned as new Queen of Bitch Mountain. On AFTRC, our Facebook girl was doing some serious back peddling. Ali’s tried to show her softer, gentler side. Also, how much she loved Jake. Why oh why did they pick Ali? UGH!!!! We want Tenley.

The new season will start filming this month and will air in late May. Let the PR games begin. Which means our girl Ali will start filming like pronto. So what kinda man is she looking for? Someone smart, funny and smokin hot of course. Not too be greedy, she wants 50 men instead of 25, how humble.

I wonder what skeletons will come screaming out of her closet? Will her ex boyfriend who cheated on her sell his story to Star Magazine? That must be worth at least $50k. Radar Online has already revealed the “mystery girlfriend” of Jake Pavelka. Who knew the dateless high school football player was such a pimp?

Jake, an Aquarius, is going to have a fab year and 2011 looks awesome also. I predict wedding bells for Jake and Vienna at Christmas. That should be worth at least $750k if it’s filmed for TV. Tenley? Maybe she will get to replace someone on Dancing With the Stars, like Melissa did last season. Stay tuned!

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.