This week, Rolling Stone cover features John Mayer the Player. He dishes the dirt on life, love and his sex life. On Twitter yesterday, he had a moment of “blabbers regret” and tweeted,
“After 30 minutes of twirling my hair into a knot, I say “fuck it.” You can’t go wrong if you tell the truth.”
Why all the stress? Well, his interview is very candid, a bit weird and funny as well. Our Libra boy, tries to make us feel sorry for him. How he’s still broken hearted over Jennifer Aniston, but she wasn’t the “one” so he had to let her go. Also, he only wants to f*ck women he’s already dated, it’s too complicated to meet new girls.
Here’s a few quotes:
On his relationships:
“All I want to do now is fuck the girls I’ve already fucked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them, and they’re going, But you’re John Mayer! So I’m going backwards to move forward. I’m too freaked out to
meet anybody else.”
“I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week.”
Thank you John, it’s good to see you still take yourself too seriously, yet have a sense of humor. Jen, it’s time to give John a buzz. I still think he should hook up with Kate Hudson. Opposites attract, she’s an Aries and he’s a Leo.