Joe Francis, an Aries boy, is such a cry baby. He makes money off of young girls flashing their boobies and can’t understand why people don’t like him.

Gawker, nominated him as “Douchebag of the Decade” and called him a rapist. Well, I guess Joe Francis has no sense of humor and claims Gawker’s claims made him lose a $10 million dollar deal. Really? Maybe you lost the deal because you have been arrested for tax evasion, that you have WAY too many legal problems, and are to much of a business risk. Anyhoo, Joe sent Gawker this very pissy email.

“You messed with the wrong guy. No one makes up lies about me and gets away with it. I lost a $10 million deal as a direct result of you calling me ‘a rapist.’ You will be paying me every dime of that back and more! Are you mentally retarded? Do your research first. I am coming after you harder than I ever went after anyone. I am going to wipe you off the grid!!!! YOU ARE DONE! I will take everything you have. You, Nick Denton, are truly the douche of the decade. Merry Xmas IDIOT!!!

Good luck Joe, astrologically, it looks like next year you’re going to get your ass handed to you on a cosmic platter. I would focus on your legal problems and not worry about Gawker. Congrats on the award, very impressive.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.