Tiger Woods, must be looking forward to 2009, being over. I wonder how he escapes all the paparazzi and media,  someone must know where his “love boat” is parked.

According to RadarOnline.com, Theresa Rogers, Tiger Woods’ alleged 48-year-old “cougar” mistress of multiple years, tried to have the golfer’s baby without him knowing. Of course she did, that’s what all gold diggers do. Just ask Charlie Sheen.

There’s speculation that Rogers baby, whose daddy has never been formally determined by a DNA test, just might be Tiger Woods. YIKES! Because of the child’s light skin, she assumed the father is a Serbian basketball player whom she was also seeing at the time of conception. According to RadarOnline, “her friend believes that it’s not impossible that Woods could turn out to be the father of the five-year-old little girl.”

Previously, word leaked that a woman Woods allegedly saw tried to sleep with him while she was ovulating to maximize her chances of becoming pregnant.

Men, when will they ever learn?

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.