The cast of Jersey Shore are raking in the holiday dollars. If you’ve dreamed of partying with the guidos and guidettes of Jersey Shore, it’s your lucky day! The show’s cast members are now accepting appearance fees to attend parties and events.

Apparently, Mike (aka The Situation) and Pauly D are the most sought after, so naturally they’re asking the highest price, $7,500 each. Snookie on the other hand is much more affordable; she’s only asking $2,000 plus transportation. Ronnie and Vinnie want $3,500 to show up at your Sweet 16 or Bar Mitzvah while Jenni (J-Woww) requests around $5,000. But don’t plan on having them at your New Year’s Eve party. The whole cast is already booked to appear live on MTV.

Actually, don’t expect to be able to book them at all through June. Believe it or not, they’re already booked solid.

So whether you’re looking for Pauly D and Mike “The Situation” to christen your hot tub party, be sure to bring your checkbook. I wonder who much Sammie charges?

I want to see Ronnie on Dancing With the Stars, maybe Mike the Situation can hook up with Tila Tequila, and how about if Pauly D starts dating Jennifer Aniston. Now that’s what I’m talking about.

Written by

Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.