Tiger Woods, still in hiding, lost one of his first endorsement deals today. Pepsico, has dropped his energy drink, with Gatorade. As women continue to crawl out of the woodwork, one mistress stands out as more than just a fling for Tiger Woods. In a new report, Tiger, allegedly fell in love with Rachel Uchitel, and was ready to leave his wife for her.
In steamy new emails, Tiger sounds like a teenager in love, moaning about how much he misses her and how he’s worried she’s a star f**cker. I got news for ya Tiger, if you were a grocery clerk, she wouldn’t be interested.
Here’s what the douche bag had to say…
“I know it’s brutal on you that you can’t be with me all the time. I get it. It f***ing kills me, too. I finally found someone I connect with, someone I have never found like this. Not even at home. You want someone to witness your life. I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay. F***. Why didn’t we find each other years ago. We wouldn’t be having this conversation.”
In another, he worried that he didn’t “know if this is going to work,” adding:
“I thought I was getting to know you, but it feels like I’m just another person who happens to be famous. Every time I think about it, I get a lump in my throat. Some of the other parts of your past really get to me. I don’t know what person I was falling for so hard. The one I got to know on the phone, e-mail, text and in person. Or the one who likes famous people. I am so confused, because what my brain is saying and what my heart is saying are two different things. Is it the Rachel I know or the character? That’s what’s hard. It guts me to think I’ve fallen for the wrong one.”
Tiger is such a coward, he must be strategizing with his management team on how he’s going to get out of this mess. I’m sure he will claim he’s a sex addict, or he spiraled out of control after his father died.