Thank god, MySpace is on the downslide. We won’t have to be subjected to people who are famous, just because they have lots of fake friends on MySpace. Who am I talking about? Tila Tequila the Scorpio girl you love to hate. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

In a new naked rant, I guess her desperate plea for help, or a publicist. One of the highlights of the tape, she pulls out a tampon and masturbates. Ummm, maybe she should be calling Vivid. Of course, Ustream pulled the video. According to TMZ, her wacko rant went on for hours…

Of course, this was days after filing a $1.5 million lawsuit against her ex-boyfriend, NFL star Shawne Merriman, for battery and false imprisonment, reality show star Tila Tequila had a bizarre, off-the-wall meltdown Thursday on her live Ustream page. Why the hell Ustream? How much did they pay you girl?

“I am an angel… because I am here to save the world with my army… People call me an attention whore… but excuse me I’m a grown ass woman and I’m confident in myself… I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing… that’s why I’m a lesbian… I was born naked… anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.”

In a statement to TMZ, Tila’s attorney, Cyrus Nownejad, said he thinks the “domestic violence” incident with Merriman in September “pushed her over the edge.”

Her lawyer acknowledged something is majorly wrong with Tequila and he’s exploring options to find her help. Are you sure? Or is she just being a marketing machine? What’s next? Dr Drew, Celebrity or Sex Rehab???