Wow, how fake does Kim look in this photo? I wonder what she looks like without her wig, makeup, and botox? Why does a supposedly 30 year old woman need botox? Seriously?

Our Taurus girl, Miss Tardy for the Pardy, claims not to be a home wrecker. I wonder what Big Poppa’s wife says about that? Also, she dishes on her Playboy aspirations.

NY Daily News Reports:

Zolciak tells the magazine that she’s had her “boobs done twice” and started getting Botox when she was 25 for migraines.

“I just don’t think there’s anything wrong with it,” the 31-year-old mother of two says, “Some cosmetic enhancement is obvious. A lot of times, the people who aren’t talking about it are the ones who look horrible.”

As for whether she’d pose for Playboy, Zolciak admits that her children would sway her decision.

“I’d have to talk to my children, because when you’re a mom, it’s not just you anymore,” she says. “I think Playboy is very classy and sexy, but there’s a time and place for it. Kim Kardashian did it very tastefully.”

Lest readers get the wrong impression of her, Zolciak defends her image.

“I’m not stupid, I’m not a homewrecker or a gold digger,” she says in the interview. “But I don’t even care. I’m past that. I may not make all the right decisions, but I’m happy.”

I don’t know, I miss the Atlanta girls already. I wonder when Kim’s other new single will drop? Stay tuned.