Wow, the Tiger Woods story is getting crazier and crazier. I feel sorry for the poor guy. Twice, the cops have tried to interview him about his “alleged” car accident this weekend.

According to the National Enquirer and TMZ, his wife Elin, beat the crap out of him over his reported affair with some skank party hostess, Rachel Uchitel. Rachel says it’s a load of crap BUT she just happened to be checking into the same Melbourne Hotel as Woods. Here’s what some of the other newspapers had to say.

Washington Post Reports:

Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor told reporters Friday that Nordegren, who was standing above the prone Woods when officers arrived to the scene, was “frantic, upset.”

Saylor said both of Woods’s lips had been cut, his mouth was full of blood, and he was floating in and out of consciousness. Nordegren told police she was inside when the crash occurred but rushed out when she heard a loud noise, Saylor said.

She said she used a golf club to break the rear window and pulled Woods out, he also said.

The crash occurred just two days after the National Enquirer reported that Woods had spent time with a New York nightclub hostess in Melbourne, Australia, where he competed in a recent golf tournament. The hostess, however, denied having a relationship with Woods to the Associated Press.

Astrologically, it doesn’t look to good for the couple.  Lots of trails and tribulations for Tiger Woods next year, where he starts to feel like a caged animal. Maybe a trial separation for the couple, or will they work it out? I hope they do. We wish Tiger a speedy recovery.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.