In this weeks column,  Dudes Who Cheat, former “golden boy”, has been forced to admit that Rielle Hunter’s love child is really his. Originally,  he denied the child’s paternity for 18 months BUT because he’s under investigation for campaign fraud, he had to give up the goods. Liar, liar, pants on fire.

I use to admire John Edwards, now I just feel sorry for his wife who is dying of cancer, and his kids. What a selfish turd. He ruined his family and political life over some Hollywood skank. Sigh…what’s up with men who think with their dicks and not their heart.

National Enquirer Reports:

The ENQUIRER has also learned that Rielle testified against Edwards before a federal grand jury that’s probing whether he broke campaign finance laws by secretly funneling money to her—and her testimony could send the former North Carolina senator to jail!

The positive DNA test finally ends the elaborate cover-up that Edwards engineered to hide the fact that he fathered Rielle’s 18-month-old daughter Frances.

As The ENQUIRER previously reported in a series of explosive investigative reports, the cover-up involved “hush money” paid to Rielle and Andrew Young, a once-loyal Edwards aide who claimed he’d fathered her child. The secret payments were made by the late Fred Baron, who was Edwards’ national finance chairman.

With Young being left out to dry by Edwards, he pulled a “John Dean” to testify before the grand jury before he could publish his tell-all book about the conspiracy.

“[Rielle] was worried about getting long-term financial support for her daughter. So she hired an attorney, and John consented to undergo a secret swab test to establish paternity.

“There was no surprise: The results of the DNA test proved John was Frances’ daddy.”

Another source confirmed to The ENQUIRER: “John always knew he was the father of Rielle’s baby.

“Rielle is not dumb. She knew the feds had subpoenaed her bank statements and knew about every payment she received,” said the source.

Sad for everyone involved. I think Rielle is money grubbin skank and an opportunist. Also, I think John seriously needs his eyes checked…UGH!

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.