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03

NOSTRABORIS SAYS: Sorry Alaska, Sarah Palin is Just Not That Into You!!!

Tonight, everyone is talking about Sarah Palin’s wacko exit speech, including Nostraboris. sarahpalin4

How does one appear selfless, while abandoning people out of pure ambition? Portraying a shameless career move as heroic, is tricky.

In an awkward moment, Sarah Palin compared herself to fish, uttered the instant classics like “staying on would be the ways of a quitter“, and promised Alaska she would call.

HEY ALASKA: “SHE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!”.

Anyone with a pulse realizes that Palin wasn’t a lame duck until she decided to be one. With 11 million dollar from Rupert Murdoch as campaign funding, being a Governor simply is a waste of time.

After fabricating a way out of her responsibilities to Alaskan voters, Palin is free to re-shape her image launching sound bytes from outside the walls of accountability. Newt Gingrich, and Rush Limbaugh show us  every day that to contend as a right winger, having an actual job is a no-no.

Aside from the yuk factor as far as integrity goes, the erratic behavior raises serious fears of what a Palin presidency would bring. Would she resign as soon as she got elected a second time? I dare you to make sense of this speech, or imagine this woman being our president.

Our Aquarius girl is in for a bumpy ride.

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