I am so sad this is the last episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Gotta love Teresa, when she calls out Danielle Staub and tells her she is a stupid bitch. Don’t forget narcissistic drama queen.

I love love love Teresa, that girl is all sass. Staub was on the Today show and addressed those nasty rumors about her scandalous past. What did she say?

LA Times Reports:

She answered by giving a big “shout out” to the district attorney who gave her a plea bargain that resulted in probation rather than jail time. “So this was wrong place wrong time,” Kotb said sympathetically, as if such a thing could happen to anyone, before showing the mug shot from the book with a reassuring “This doesn’t look like you.”

Then she got down to business. “I’m just going to ask you what people are going to ask you,” she said. “You can ask me anything, honey,” said Staub. “They ask, ‘Has she done anything to enhance herself with plastic surgery and stuff?’ ”

Really, someone should take this moment and put it in a time capsule somewhere. No questions about Staub’s alleged stripper past and drug use, the subsequent less-than-flattering publicity or even how the book made its way onto the show. Nope, moving right on to the things that matter — how the woman manages to look “so good.” Even Staub seemed taken aback.

She rallied however, denying any surgery beyond breast enhancement and Botox, and then walking a fascinated Kotb through her beauty regimen. She’s a size 0, in case anyone was wondering, and she eats whatever she wants, including lots of sugar, and exercises only three times a week. There was some minor discussion about Staub’s role on the show — she believes she has been portrayed pretty much as herself — and the real-life relationship among the women. “Acquaintances” is the word Staub used.

Seriously, no surgery beyond boobies and botox? I don’t believe it. She has an incredible figure but I never believe women when they say they don’t have to exercise. I guess she must be the the Jenny Craig’s “all you snort” diet.