Today, VH1 Announced they are casting for “Entertainer of Love.” Come on girls, haven’t you always dreamed of hooking up with a guy who lives in his parents basement? Maybe they should call it “Loser of Love.” Who is the Entertainer? He’s the guy that sucked “I Love New York’s” toes in the hot tub. Hysterical.

Casting Call:

VH1 and the Producers who brought you I LOVE MONEY, I LOVE NEW YORK, REAL CHANCE OF LOVE, FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J and ROCK OF LOVE bring you THE ENTERTAINER OF LOVE.

VH1’s favorite 30-year-old-who-lives-with-his-parents is getting his own show….  Frank, better known as THE ENTERTAINER, has proven his love for money… twice… and his love for New York…. now he wants YOU to show HIM some love!

Producers are looking for sexy, single women who have a big heart and big personality to live in a house and compete for the love of THE ENTERTAINER.  The fans have spoken and America wants to see more of THE ENTERTAINER!

ALL APPLICANTS MUST BE 21 BY SEPTEMBER 2009

What about 12 Pack? When is he going to get his own reality show?